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10-10-2012, 07:22 PM
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reporting title for the use of the word "****"

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Reporting you for reporting a word that means chicken.

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Have you guys been reading Cheap Throat: Diary of a Locked Out NHL Player? These are awesome. I hope it's real...

http://thebarnstormer.com/category/cheap-throat/page/4/

Day 1 (for example)...

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12:00PM ó Got up. Had three coffees and a box of Sudafed before I remembered there was no practice today. Washed the Maserati. Called agent to see if there were any jobs I could take away from old friends in Europe. Watched Ellen.

Created myself in NHL2K12. Rose up the minor league ranks by lunchtime. Beat the **** out PK Subban in my first game. Itís not racism. I just donít like the guy. Then GM traded me to the Habs. Still refuse to pass him the puck. So confused.

5:15PM ó Made pasta. Ate it. Made more pasta. Ate it. Will probably have more pasta later. But where will these carbs go? Am I getting fat? Should work out. Big lats day. Yes. Will have a big lats day. Maybe hammer out some calves and do some burpees. Then finish Anna Karenina.

7:18PM ó Homeless guy asked me for money. Said i had none. Jesus. I mean, I had no change. But was I being honest? My first contract was $847,000. I should probably carry more change.

8:12PM ó Mum called. That was tough. Sheís worried, offered to bring over soup. I said Iím okay. Thinking about maybe going to Sweden or Russia, I said. She said that would be good. Take my mind off things. Mom always knows. I hope she brings the soup.

10:38PM ó Finally finished Gravityís Rainbow. At least this lockout is good for something. Next: Infinite Jest. Obvs.

11:51PM ó If women dig me because Iím a hockey player, but Iím not actually, you know, playing hockey, will women still dig me?

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10-10-2012, 07:33 PM
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Reporting you for reporting a word that means chicken.
not in this sense. I find this word offensive. Reported

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Reporting you for reporting a word that means chicken.
It's the show down of immaturity Vs. maturity, OT Thread Part V, stayed tuned.
I love how you're ruthlessly sticking with the chicken explanation and you're not turning back.

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You sound like a real blast

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not in this sense. I find this word offensive. Reported
How so? I did not know you were the ruler of the realm who decides what a word means in context. Clearly when put between locks and fox, it can only mean one thing! Please, go on.

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hehe He sounded so proud of himself.

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Wait, I thought these guys drove Hyundais?

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it's getting real in here...

You know....

Compared to the other actual songs they've got on the "mainstream radio" stations nowadays, this song is actually pleasant to listen to.

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You sound like a real blast
you dont know me, im the ****

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How so? I did not know you were the ruler of the realm who decides what a word means in context. Clearly when put between locks and fox, it can only mean one thing! Please, go on.

Please, go on.

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I like mainstream songs. Sure they aren't very intricate but they are catchy and fun.

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Please, go on.
I see that you could not tell I was mocking you.

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You forgot to say "reported" after.

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Seriously, I go to read for 2 hours, and this happens??????

Well, I have off from school tomorrow, since I have aids or something (note, I do not actually have aids, I'm just really sick)
Time to take over... After I get some much needed sleep

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You know....

Compared to the other actual songs they've got on the "mainstream radio" stations nowadays, this song is actually pleasant to listen to.
The response is actually WAY better, imo


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I like mainstream songs. Sure they aren't very intricate but they are catchy and fun.
Rap songs that try too hard I mean. Hoes and *****es and million dollar bongs. Fast cars, vacation homes, islands with pools within pools with underwater slides and exaggerated sexual prowess and sexual endowment. Sound effects, slangs and improper grammar... Most of them become too difficult to listen to.

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Rap songs that try too hard I mean. Hoes and *****es and million dollar bongs. Fast cars, vacation homes, islands with pools within pools with underwater slides and exaggerated sexual prowess and sexual endowment. Sound effects, slangs and improper grammar... Most of them become too difficult to listen to.
Those are easily the best of the popular songs. They are SO catchy.

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10-10-2012, 07:54 PM
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Rap songs that try too hard I mean. Hoes and *****es and million dollar bongs. Fast cars, vacation homes, islands with pools within pools with underwater slides and exaggerated sexual prowess and sexual endowment. Sound effects, slangs and improper grammar... Most of them become too difficult to listen to.
haha the opposite is the chick rapping two posts above your post. It's amazing..

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