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10-13-2012, 06:34 PM
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Mike Comrie to come out of retirement to join Sens mid-season (e5)

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10-13-2012, 06:58 PM
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Coach/GM/Owner Clouston already traded for him.

Trying to guess our lines for next game.

Heatley - Fisher - Michalek
Latendresse - Cannone - Condra
Greening - Leclaire - Silfverberg
Heatley - Regin - Neil

Picard - Karlsson
Byfuglien - Lee
Gonchar - Methot
x-Phillips, Lundin

Emery
Bishop
x-Auld

IR: Anderson, Cowen

Transactions:
Jared Cowen injured after collision with a 747 to the head area. Out indefinitely with Unspecified Body Injury.
Cory Clouston hired as head coach.
Daniel Alfredsson retires, signs AHL contract with Marlies.
Clouston promoted to assistant GM; still head coach.
Pascal Leclaire signed to one year, one-way contract.
Jonathan Cheechoo signed to one year, one-way contract.
Bryan Murray traded to Minnesota for Dany Heatley.
Clouston promoted to full-time GM; still head coach.
Jason Spezza traded to Nashville for Mike Fisher.
Kyle Turris waived, Pat Cannone recalled.
Robin Lehner to Tampa Bay for Brian Lee.
Alex Auld signed to one year, one-way contract.
Craig Anderson goes on IR following 'dressing room accident' (est. return is 6-8 years).
Martin Gerber signed to 6 year, one-way contract.
Erik Condra traded to Columbus for Columbus 2013 7th Round Pick.
Zack Smith, Jim O'Brien, Ottawa 2013 1st Round Pick traded to Columbus for Erik Condra.
Eugene Melnyk sells the Ottawa Senators to Cory Clouston. Clouston also remains team coach and GM.
Jonathan Cheechoo extended 4 years.
Jonathan Cheechoo bought out.
Future Considerations traded to Winnipeg for Dustin Byfuglien.
Martin Gerber traded to Chicago for Ray Emery.

Jesus that's a lot of movement for considering we've played all of one game.
You left 'cloned Heatley' off the transactions list.

Side note : Two Heatleys = far too much ego and evil for one planet. Fuse the two into one, which is then incinerated as the Heat (pun intended) is left on, on the street.

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10-13-2012, 07:40 PM
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Pascal LeClaire has been signed by the team as the head goaltending coach and back-up glass repair guy, or the role of playing the glass in-case one gets shattered. Costly investment but Sens been on a unequal terms with the local glass company ever since Jim O'Brien seduced all the female staff with his seductive looks.
That sure sounds like JOB. Too bad we lost him in the trade for Erik Condra. Gonna be interesting to see how Leclaire balances being our third line center, goaltending coach, and extra pane of plexiglass.

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You left 'cloned Heatley' off the transactions list.

Side note : Two Heatleys = far too much ego and evil for one planet. Fuse the two into one, which is then incinerated as the Heat (pun intended) is left on, on the street.
Heatley wasn't cloned. He simply is so good that Owner/GM/Coach Cory Clouston gives him 1st line time AND 4th line time (so he can play against weak competition and pad his goal total).

It may also be because we're at our 23 man roster limit with 2 spare D and a spare goalie, so we can't recall a forward to fill that 4LW spot.

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its time for another goulburn sanitation powerplay!!!

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10-13-2012, 10:24 PM
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The Ottawa Senators trade Silfverberg to the 2002-2003 Toronto Maple Leafs for Gary Roberts. The Senators are fined for child abuse, as Silfverberg would have been only 13 years old whilst playing in the hard-hitting, obstruction-heavy NHL of the past. The compensation is Gary Roberts.

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Melnyk gives a press conference from his current home in Omicron Persei 8 stating, "while Gary's tenure with the Ottawa Senators was short, it was everything I dreamed it to be."

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Melnyk gives a press conference from his current home in Omicron Persei 8 stating, "while Gary's tenure with the Ottawa Senators was short, it was everything I dreamed it to be."
Glad to see he's still a Sens fan in the Clouston ownership era.

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10-13-2012, 10:28 PM
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Glad to see he's still a Sens fan in the Clouston ownership era.
He is still part owner... he just lost 51% to Clouston when they divorced.

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