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10-25-2012, 08:17 PM
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I got a 1440. This was when it was a 2 part and not a 3 part exam.

Guys, I suggest stocking up on some D batteries and maybe investing in a generator this friday while the stores are open.
Who was that comedian who joked about getting B batteries if you have a stutter?

Mitch Hedberg?

**** had me dying lol.

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Anyone here write song lyrics or poems? I'd love to exchange and share here
First lyric that came to head for me was:

"She calls me Goliath and I wear the David mask" (Seven Mary Three - Cumbersome)

But there are so many great song lyrics out there.

EDIT - Oh, write ... Never mind hahaha

I can write a haiku ...

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Who was that comedian who joked about getting B batteries if you have a stutter?

Mitch Hedberg?

**** had me dying lol.
That's Demetri Martin

Mitch Hedberg >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>... Demetri Martin

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Mitch Hedberg is infinitely better.

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10-25-2012, 09:28 PM
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I got a 1440. This was when it was a 2 part and not a 3 part exam.

Guys, I suggest stocking up on some D batteries and maybe investing in a generator this friday while the stores are open.
That other storm did nothing (last year... It's so irrelevant , i forgot the name)
Neither will this one

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10-25-2012, 09:30 PM
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Girl from my school legit flat out told me she thinks I'm hot and told me she wants to hook up on Saturday after getting coffee from the local deli. Say what?

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10-25-2012, 09:31 PM
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Girl from my school legit flat out told me she thinks I'm hot and told me she wants to hook up on Saturday after getting coffee from the local deli. Say what?
The term "hook up" means "go on a date"?

Or something more...

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10-25-2012, 09:34 PM
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The term "hook up" means "go on a date"?

Or something more...
Hook up means get with. She said she wants to meet up after my vball practice and go to the deli to get coffee, and then hook up in my car. lololololol

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Hook up means get with. She said she wants to meet up after my vball practice and go to the deli to get coffee, and then hook up in my car. lololololol
Well, at least she's upfront.

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Need you to post pictures to confirm this.

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Need you to post pictures to confirm this.
Well considering she told me over a video chat, it's hard to post a picture of it. I'll be sure to record it all and upload to YouTube, though.

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Well considering she told me over a video chat, it's hard to post a picture of it. I'll be sure to record it all and upload to YouTube, though.
That should work, thanks

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10-25-2012, 09:47 PM
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Well considering she told me over a video chat, it's hard to post a picture of it. I'll be sure to record it all and upload to YouTube, though.
Came in here to say youtube or it didn't happen. Saw your post, now I have nothing to say.



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10-25-2012, 09:49 PM
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Came in here to say youtube or it didn't happen. Saw your post, now I have nothing to say.


I up you with this:


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10-25-2012, 09:51 PM
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Hook up means get with. She said she wants to meet up after my vball practice and go to the deli to get coffee, and then hook up in my car. lololololol
doesnt sound like a huge ***** or anything....

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10-25-2012, 09:53 PM
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You know what really grinds my gears?

At 10pm, when I'm home alone, I look like a young Henrik Lundqvist
When ill go to school tomorrow, I'll look like Ovechkin...

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10-25-2012, 09:54 PM
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doesnt sound like a huge ***** or anything....
Trust me, I have no plans of going out with this girl

Hit and run

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You know what really grinds my gears?

At 10pm, when I'm home alone, I look like a young Henrik Lundqvist
When ill go to school tomorrow, I'll look like Ovechkin...
As long as you don't look like Malkinstein, you're golden.

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10-25-2012, 10:33 PM
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Trust me, I have no plans of going out with this girl

Hit and run
Hit and run, do it right.
after the hook up in the car

"Get out"
"What? Why?"
"Get out, now."
*she gets out*
*KU turns on the engine....*
... Hit and run.

I'd like a video of that please.

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10-26-2012, 12:03 AM
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I don't know how the other mods are about this, but we're not going to be objectifying women here via ratings. Least not while I've got something to say about it.

Certainly a little too far from what we envisioned the OT thread for.

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I don't know how the other mods are about this, but we're not going to be objectifying women here via ratings. Least not while I've got something to say about it.

Certainly a little too far from what we envisioned the OT thread for.
This complicates everything

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10-26-2012, 12:52 AM
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Need you to post pictures to confirm this.
I see right through you.

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Hit and run, do it right.
after the hook up in the car

"Get out"
"What? Why?"
"Get out, now."
*she gets out*
*KU turns on the engine....*
... Hit and run.

I'd like a video of that please.
and we've come full circle to

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10-26-2012, 01:02 AM
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So I have class at St. John's in 6 and a half hours, unfortunately, I travel an hour-hour and a half to the campus, and I'm as wide awake as Katy Perry right now.......I'm ****ed.

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So I have class at St. John's in 6 and a half hours, unfortunately, I travel an hour-hour and a half to the campus, and I'm as wide awake as Katy Perry right now.......I'm ****ed.
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10-26-2012, 01:09 AM
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So I have class at St. John's in 6 and a half hours, unfortunately, I travel an hour-hour and a half to the campus, and I'm as wide awake as Katy Perry right now.......I'm ****ed.
You could always eat yourself into a food coma.

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