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11-02-2012, 03:28 PM
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Like Megan Fox?

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She's the classic example of somebody who people tell us is sexy over and over again, so people accept it. If I saw her on the street, wouldn't even bother to take a second look.

All in my humble opinion of course.
Much like the onion conversation, we all have different preferences in terms of what we eat. Errr. Something.

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11-02-2012, 03:49 PM
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What are you chumps doing?
Partner and I want to meander around the lake to the small town on the other side. Otherwise, hanging out with the dogs and trying to not get rained on. (Impossible.)

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11-02-2012, 04:01 PM
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With the ladyfriend out of town still, I have declared this to be a planned out man's weekend:

Tonight: Going to the grocery store for supplies, going to make a nice fat hamburger, baked potato, some veggies, and enjoy one of my bourbon county stouts I have in my closet.
Tomorrow: Going to make Bacon, Hash browns, eggs, and some nice fresh bread (Store bought) and a tall glass of coffee. Take the pup to the dog park, come back. Check out the start of the bicycle film festival up the street, head over to the movie theater and use a free ticket to see 'Cloud Atlas', come back, do some cleaning, make some meatballs to go with my left over pasta sauce in the freezer.
Sunday: A similar (if not the same) breakfast plan. Maybe do an egg scramble in lieu of fried eggs. Take the dog to the dark park again. Hop on the bicycle, head to my nearby bills bar to take in the surefire slaughter in the afternoon. Come home, more cleaning, making turkey sloppy joes for dinner. Finish up the cleaning.

What are you chumps doing?
Doakster, I see no mention of brass pole palaces, escorts, fire engines or mayhem involved so how the hell is this a 'man's weekend?' The only saving grace I see is going to the bar to watch the game.

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11-02-2012, 04:04 PM
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Like Megan Fox?
Nope, would definitely take a swing at that.

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11-02-2012, 04:05 PM
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So today was a good day. Met a potential personal assistant for lunch, after which she demanded an oral interview; being the consummate gentleman I was obliged to acquiesce to her demands.

Not totally sold on her abilities so I'll be interviewing a couple other candidates next week.

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11-02-2012, 04:09 PM
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I 100% agree with Afino here. Never got the fuss there...

Now, I could rattle off a fairly lengthy list that ARE hot, but HF doesn't approve of babe threads unfortunately

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11-02-2012, 04:30 PM
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Was this a poll of the STS?

(sorry I am having chat withdrawal )
Aren't we all.

Also for hot babes. Tall redheads, although I'm sure I have expressed my opinion on the matter a few times.

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11-02-2012, 04:34 PM
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Aren't we all.

Also for hot babes. Tall redheads, although I'm sure I have expressed my opinion on the matter a few times.
Unfortunately redheads only inhabit the far ends of the spectrum...either insanely hot or paper bag material. As for Lucy Liu, I've seen tons hotter chicks than her walking around Hong Kong or Singapore. She has the quasi exotic look but is missing quite a few check marks on my Asian hotness scale.

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11-02-2012, 05:49 PM
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Unfortunately redheads only inhabit the far ends of the spectrum...either insanely hot or paper bag material. As for Lucy Liu, I've seen tons hotter chicks than her walking around Hong Kong or Singapore. She has the quasi exotic look but is missing quite a few check marks on my Asian hotness scale.
I would completely agree with you here. I think that's one reason I have such a thing for them, they seem to be rare to find.

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DAMMIT, Mr. Noodle!

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My daughter has reddish hair and she will be tall. (Both Clock and I are tall).


But you gotta wait 16 years.

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11-02-2012, 06:37 PM
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My personal take is that it's not all that difficult to be reasonably attractive. I can go to the supermarket and find ten hot people almost instantly. Finding ten interesting people though...

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11-02-2012, 06:51 PM
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My daughter has reddish hair and she will be tall. (Both Clock and I are tall).


But you gotta wait 16 years.
But what if I wear this next Halloween?


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11-02-2012, 09:24 PM
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My personal take is that it's not all that difficult to be reasonably attractive. I can go to the supermarket and find ten hot people almost instantly. Finding ten interesting people though...
The simple solution is to swap them out as fast as you change your skivvies, or have them run in twos and threes so they can entertain themselves with meaningless drivel.

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11-02-2012, 11:38 PM
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The simple solution is to swap them out as fast as you change your skivvies, or have them run in twos and threes so they can entertain themselves with meaningless drivel.
Well I am polyamorous, which seems to work pretty well.

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11-03-2012, 06:23 AM
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So, the letter didn't really hurt things between the wife and I.

Me actually repeating things she told me and not really being down with her ideas on a parenting schedule did.

Apparently me not just agreeing with what she wants was "being hostile". Or maybe it was when I broke down and said that she can't relate to how much I missed the kids when I had to go a whole week without seeing them and barely talking to them....



Although, things were settled down by the time I dropped the kids off last night.

I think I won some points by not leaving her in the cold, wet parking lot with a flat tire.

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11-03-2012, 07:39 AM
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So, the letter didn't really hurt things between the wife and I.

Me actually repeating things she told me and not really being down with her ideas on a parenting schedule did.

Apparently me not just agreeing with what she wants was "being hostile". Or maybe it was when I broke down and said that she can't relate to how much I missed the kids when I had to go a whole week without seeing them and barely talking to them....



Although, things were settled down by the time I dropped the kids off last night.

I think I won some points by not leaving her in the cold, wet parking lot with a flat tire.
Being a gentleman, and always taking the high road is never a bad thing.

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11-03-2012, 08:22 AM
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Today should be a good time; I have a limo and a luxury box for the Spurs game with a bevy of young ladies to accompany me. Game plan involves being dropped off at the brasspole palace for an hour or so of entertainment, having the ladies finish their shift and then moving the party to the AT&T center.

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11-03-2012, 10:23 AM
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Being a gentleman, and always taking the high road is never a bad thing.
She was really sick and I wasn't about to let her try and change the tire by herself.

I even offered to stay with the kids after my visit so she could go to urgent care, but she took a pass.

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11-03-2012, 06:28 PM
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867 53 Oh Niiiiiiiine

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I heard recently that National Geographic estimates there will be no red-heads left on planet Earth by the year 2050-2060 . . .

. . . not if I have anything to do with it!

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I heard recently that National Geographic estimates there will be no red-heads left on planet Earth by the year 2050-2060 . . .

. . . not if I have anything to do with it!
My roomate and her boyfriend are both red-heads.

GINGER HOPE!

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