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10-27-2012, 08:40 AM
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Woke up with 4 unknown contacts in my phone (mostly dudes I suspect) and a toothbrush in my pocket. Still trying to find the owners.

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Halloween is a great holiday. I don't know what it is about this holiday that makes women dress so skimpily, but I like it.

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Was at a friends place, was taught how to make perogies. I'm Polish. My friend is also Polish. A good time was had by all.

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Threw up in my bed last night and just went right back to sleep, what a night.

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Astrophysics makes so much more sense after a few six-packs.

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11-03-2012, 01:59 AM
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Everything makes more sense after a few six packs.

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Couple of my friends and I just pre-gamed a midterm, this is just bad

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11-03-2012, 09:39 AM
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Astrophysics makes so much more sense after a few six-packs.
I don't know about doing Physics drunk, but I had a couple of friends in college who would always blaze up before we did our Physics problem sets because it helped them visualise the problems better. They even showed up like that to exams.

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I don't know about doing Physics drunk, but I had a couple of friends in college who would always blaze up before we did our Physics problem sets because it helped them visualise the problems better. They even showed up like that to exams.
I know a kid that used to blaze up before chemistry exams. Apparently he'd stay up all night toking up and listening to The Beatles. The worst exam grade he got all year was a 96.

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I don't like going to classes drunk. Can't pay attention.

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I don't like going to classes drunk. Can't pay attention.
I've only done it one time. Last year, it wasn't that great to be honest.

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I don't like going to classes drunk. Can't pay attention.
I did it every year on Slope Day, the last Friday of classes in spring semester where everybody drank all day and I wasn't the only one showing up drunk. That was always fun.

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I know a kid that used to blaze up before chemistry exams. Apparently he'd stay up all night toking up and listening to The Beatles. The worst exam grade he got all year was a 96.
What likely happened was that he was blazing and listening to the Beatles most nights, and happened to remember around 5:27AM/halfway through the Abbey Road medley, that he had a chemistry exam that morning.

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Got punched in the face tonight. By a girl. Over Dave Matthews Band.

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Got punched in the face tonight. By a girl. Over Dave Matthews Band.
Were you insulting them, or does she hate them so much that it drove her to violence?

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Got punched in the face tonight. By a girl. Over Dave Matthews Band.
Story. Please. Please.

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Got punched in the face tonight. By a girl. Over Dave Matthews Band.
Were you trying to crash into her?

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Were you insulting them, or does she hate them so much that it drove her to violence?
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Were you trying to crash into her?
Well I was at some lame house party last night.

First time I've ever seen this girl in my life. I'm just standing there minding my own business. And she just comes up to me and says "Do you have sex with a lot of girls because of your hair?" (I actually have an afro IRL, it's not just my username). I was caught completely off guard by this, and before I could even get a word out she says "You hesitated, that means no." And then she just walked away. And and I'm sitting there going WTF? Clearly she's a weirdo.

But she was kinda cute so I just thought she was just being a drunk white girl.

So like 20 minutes later, my boys Tyler and John were talking to her and her friends. And I'm at the pong table trying to play, but still drifting in and out of their conversation. I heard John say "Dave Matthews is a [homosexual slur]." I turn around and say, word for word, uncensored: "Yes, I agree."

And in a split second, with no hesitation, this **** just clocks me in the mouth.

Everyone that was around was just kinda standing their with their hands over their mouths in shock. I had no idea what to do, I was once again caught completely off guard. So I get in her face and say "Look, if you weren't a girl you'd be dead right now."

And then she runs away to a different part of the house.

It didn't even hurt or anything, she was weak as hell. But still....who does that?


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She sounds crazy. At least you found out quickly instead of trying to get with her and then finding out.

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Just got power back. Just opened some whiskey. Evening settled.

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I've drank all day and really haven't felt much of it. I guess this light beer doesn't cut it. Time to put in fat ass lip.

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She sounds crazy. At least you found out quickly instead of trying to get with her and then finding out.
Just found out today she wasn't even drinking, she was the DD. So she's just bat**** insane, I guess.

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