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11-07-2012, 10:19 PM
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Step out into the light. The world is a brighter place than the world we keep in our minds. Shadows are thinner in the light. At least that's what I think anyway I haven't been in sunlight for days

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11-08-2012, 04:26 AM
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The room I'm renting for $400 while I shop for an apartment has two rooms in the upstairs areas. It's stealthily designed to be rented because there's a separate entrance to the second floor and the entrance leads directly into the second floor hallway of the building. The thing is, because it's not completely designed to be rented, the doors to the rooms don't have lock and key doors. It's just 2 rooms you'd find on the second floor of any single homes in the suburbs. Having that said, if the landlords want to rent out the second room (a right they reserved by giving me a $50 discount from $450 to $400), I am going to have to request for 2 lock and key doors (there are two entrances into my room: bathroom and hallway). Now I'm trying to find a way to prevent lock picking or setting up surveillance cameras to record any possible thefts

These landlords are super paranoid themselves so they definitely won't rent to just anyone. The reality is that if I can slip through, then some other nice impressionable guy going to school can also slip through To the guys on here that know me, I like to play the mastermind/cult leader personality and it's a double edged sword I'm thinking about all possibilities and preparing for it: legal evidence, proceedings and all forms of possible retaliation including a grander theft, damages to his property as well as inflicting harm and sweeping for recording devices before I do anything illegal

For all I know, this guy could be my new best friend
jk, I don't like people.


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11-08-2012, 08:25 AM
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jk, I don't like people.
Directed by M. Night Shyamalan

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Directed by M. Night Shyamalan
This was floating in your memory from that ****** post on that YouTube comment about boy eats girl, girl turns out to be cookie all along post wasn't it?
I'm on to you....

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This was floating in your memory from that ****** post on that YouTube comment about boy eats girl, girl turns out to be cookie all along post wasn't it?
I'm on to you....
Hahah I did see that post, but the whole "Directed by M. Night Shyamalan" is an oldie.

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Hahah I did see that post, but the whole "Directed by M. Night Shyamalan" is an oldie.
I know and that's why I said its fresh in your memory

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11-08-2012, 09:12 AM
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Just not feeling this paper. Rather just sit in bed all day and watch How I Met Your Mother.

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Just not feeling this paper. Rather just sit in bed all day and watch How I Met Your Mother.
Just finished catching up on that show through Netflix (anyone have any insider knowledge as to when season 7 will be available?)

It's pretty mediocre. But I'm hooked, want to know who the mother is *sigh*

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Its cheesy and corny but its endearing.

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My application for the job I applied for with the NBA has been viewed....


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Can't stop listening to The Talisman.

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Had a full on makeout session with this girl from school. Keep flirting with her and were gonna be doing this a lot, probably will date her. She tells me "surprise me, u be in charge next time ; )"

What do I do? Im a class A rookie at this ****.

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11-08-2012, 11:45 AM
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Need help!

Had a full on makeout session with this girl from school. Keep flirting with her and were gonna be doing this a lot, probably will date her. She tells me "surprise me, u be in charge next time ; )"

What do I do? Im a class A rookie at this ****.
Needs more context. Surprise for the makeout session or surprise for the next date type thing?

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Can't stop listening to The Talisman.
Iron Maiden?

If so, it's one of their best "new" songs (2000 onward).

Awesome live version here:


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11-08-2012, 11:50 AM
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Needs more context. Surprise for the makeout session or surprise for the next date type thing?
Makeout/cuddle session

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Iron Maiden?

If so, it's one of their best "new" songs (2000 onward).
Post 2000 I think my favorites are:

Out of the Silent Planet
Blood Brothers
Dance of Death
Paschendale (might be the best one)

And pretty much all of A Matter of Life and Death minus Lord of Light and the first five minutes of The Legacy.

Been listening to Final Frontier a bit more at work on Spotify. I am digging it so far.

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Had a full on makeout session with this girl from school. Keep flirting with her and were gonna be doing this a lot, probably will date her. She tells me "surprise me, u be in charge next time ; )"

What do I do? Im a class A rookie at this ****.
I think she wants you to bring chloroform. Care to borrow some?


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Listen to Radiohead.

That's all.

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11-08-2012, 05:18 PM
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Need help!

Had a full on makeout session with this girl from school. Keep flirting with her and were gonna be doing this a lot, probably will date her. She tells me "surprise me, u be in charge next time ; )"

What do I do? Im a class A rookie at this ****.
Run with what you want and what you want is probably what she wants. Women have a difficult time initiating and hate being the initiator because of the associations made with women who initiate (I'm really trying hard to keep the mods at bay here , you're welcome AT and Zenith and whoever else I'm missing ). My point being, it's not a complicated game to play. There might be a perfect way to go about it but let's face it, she doesn't even know the perfect situation that could happen so don't concern yourself with details. Just do what you want to do and what you think she wants from this current relationship/cuddleship and roll with it.

I doubt she wants a cutesy relationship/hook ups. At 6 4', 190, there's a certain attraction that she has for you. Ya don't go to a strip club unless you're expecting to see some skin. Not the best analogy I guess but you know what I mean. She wants to be "surprised" and she used the term "Take Charge" and so without being sexist or disrespectful as this can be applied to both sexes and to any sexuality, she's not really going to mind the vegetables in the soup so long as it tastes good and there's meat. Oh dear lord. What am I saying? This is totally the wrong analogy once again. Sorry, it's hard to shy away from these analogies when I'm on such topics. She added a winky face which as I understand with you children nowadays can mean anything from, that goat at the petting zoo was great all the way to wanting to take a boat out into the ocean and do it for 4 days and 4 nights. Again, I'm not being sexist and I'm not sexist even though this analysis and advice may be crude and reflecting of sexism but there's no ill intentions behind it. Just some advice so spare me the swift hammer of justice mods

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You're up early Jason

I hate my school right now. We have math class on the roof (inside) and the heating wasn't working. We had class in our jackets

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What do I do? Im a class A rookie at this ****.
Invite her to prom and then discover that she has a boyfriend.

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alright since we are on the topic, I have been getting ermmm bockclocked from the same girl I was talking about for a month. I have barely been able to talk to her and when I do I can't talk to her b/c the material I was planning to use was like a day old so it would seem kinda weird

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ROFL.

Good idea.

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ROFL.

Good idea.
Still feels unfinished. Soon my friend.

Soon....

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