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11-09-2012, 08:26 AM
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also, I really do like turtles. we rescued one as a kid, it was pretty cool. as I recall, the family cat didn’t really like it too much, but he didn’t really like anything too much

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11-09-2012, 08:27 AM
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is there a rule against this? posting over and over again? its not really spam. I mean, I guess I could make a post every minute saying “I like ____”. for example:

I like turtles.

I like sunshine

etc etc. both of my bosses are out today, I caught up on all the stupid **** I had to do, so im bored. I may take over this tan.
Yes. Double posting is against the rules.

Also, you'd just look like an *******. And I'll get annoyed.

And probably thread ban you just for the lulz.

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funny thing about that cat- he had this weird kink in his tail. like, all the way at the end. whenever anyone asked, I always said ‘oh, he got it slammed in a door as a kitten.’ but, I was 8. what the hell did I know about it? could’ve been some tumor for all I know.

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heights scare me. heights and bees. I think if anyone made me stand on the roof of the empire state building (or a tree) and unleashed a wave of bees at me, and I had a gun, I’d just end it. I mean, what else can you do? I wonder what a bee would do at a high altitude though. maybe they’d be friendly and not sting. maybe theyre so grumpy because they hate being low? or maybe they are so ornery because of their medulla oblongatas

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gotcha CB, glad i looked up lol.

in that case, i need some time waster sites

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11-09-2012, 08:34 AM
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gotcha CB, glad i looked up lol.

in that case, i need some time waster sites
http://www.asofterworld.com/archive.php

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/comedy/

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thanks buddy. i stumbled into 'interesting wikipedia' articles and read the most disgusting wiki ever, 'Albert Fish'. not for me

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is there a site where i could read like every calvin and hobbes ever?

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11-09-2012, 08:55 AM
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is there a site where i could read like every calvin and hobbes ever?
Google Image Search for it?

Also, www.sporcle.com is enjoyable sometimes.

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Maybe next time you'll make a move instead of wasting everyones time. She wants a ride on your dog and pony show
No she doesn't lol. Would not even do. I hate females

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MartyOwns,

Just what does Marty.....own?


A Car?



A House?




An ex-wife? no wait...she owns him. Nevermind.

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2 females wore similar clothes today in a nearby cubicle cluster. madness ensues. absolute madness. OH MY GAWD LOOK AT THIS OAHOOOOHEEEHAHAHAHAHA ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh myyyyyyyyyyy goooooooooooooooooooooooooooood can you believe this???!?! 2 people wearing a red shirt???!?? AT THE SAME TIME??? it makes me want to re-open the Albert Fish wiki page and start doing a random dramatic reading of it. i would too, if it wouldnt label me a sociopath and earn me a ticket to see our HR rep. 6 hours to go here

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Just what does Marty.....own?


A Car?



A House?




An ex-wife? no wait...she owns him. Nevermind.
MartyRents was taken

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Google Image Search for it?

Also, www.sporcle.com is enjoyable sometimes.
do people hover over you while you work on their computers? i never know where to stand when the IT guy is fixing my issues. do i have to offer him a drink?

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11-09-2012, 09:14 AM
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do people hover over you while you work on their computers? i never know where to stand when the IT guy is fixing my issues. do i have to offer him a drink?
Offer him a drink and slip him some roofies.

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11-09-2012, 09:22 AM
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Offer him a drink and slip him some roofies.
the correct answer was:



silly rangers fans

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silly rangers fans
I am quite silly. I'm weird too.

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do people hover over you while you work on their computers? i never know where to stand when the IT guy is fixing my issues. do i have to offer him a drink?
It depends... Some people hover, but it's either because they think I need them to show me what's wrong or because they think they might learn something. You can deal with them, or if they're really annoying, I fix their problems from my PC remotely instead.

If you're in an office and the IT guy is in the same office and has access to the same drinks, it seems downright silly to offer, doesn't it?

Also: MartyLeases

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IT people. Laugh.

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so during the hurricane I ordered a bunch of n64 games and have begun playing them again. so far, its been a steady stream of mariokart, colorado, goldeneye, washington, and a wrestling game I had back in the day. Revenge, I think its called. the one where you reach into the crowd, grab a table, and beat a flamboyantly dressed man to death. awesome times. I haven’t played nhl13 since the game started coming in

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Yeah, yeah, yeah...

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It depends... Some people hover, but it's either because they think I need them to show me what's wrong or because they think they might learn something. You can deal with them, or if they're really annoying, I fix their problems from my PC remotely instead.

If you're in an office and the IT guy is in the same office and has access to the same drinks, it seems downright silly to offer, doesn't it?

Also: MartyLeases
see, i only hover cuz im scared the guy will come back to me with 'i cant believe you ordered THAT on amazon..didnt even know they sold that' or 'sweet argument on HF yesterday' or something. just paranoid

edit- martyleases. i like it. is there a character limit? could it be 'martyleasesbuthesstillunsuredependingonfinancials ' ?

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so during the hurricane I ordered a bunch of n64 games and have begun playing them again. so far, its been a steady stream of mariokart, colorado, goldeneye, washington, and a wrestling game I had back in the day. Revenge, I think its called. the one where you reach into the crowd, grab a table, and beat a flamboyantly dressed man to death. awesome times. I haven’t played nhl13 since the game started coming in
I find in NHL13 that if I choose nj or ny. People use all star and legend teams.

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