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11-16-2012, 12:41 AM
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I get carded if I'm clean shaven when trying to buy booze. Upsetting because people used to say I looked older than my age, now everyone is saying I have a baby face. What's up with that ****

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11-16-2012, 12:44 AM
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The solution is not to shave when you're going to drink...duh

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But I drink often and am required to be at least somewhat groomed for my job.

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11-16-2012, 12:52 AM
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I'm the same way. I remember when I was 13 people thought I was 18, and sometimes 21. I was a pretty big boy though. When I turned 18 people thought I was 15, and even up till the time I was 20. Now most people still think I'm in my 20s, and some even early 20s which I don't believe, but at least it makes me smile. Can't smile too much though or it brings out the crows feet!

I hate to advocate this, but having a little weight on my face has allowed me to keep a babyface. I see some lines by my mouth, and cheeks that would be a lot deeper if I were thin. No more facial hair for me though. I got some gray coming through. I also got some blonde, and red which is odd for how dark haired I am.

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11-16-2012, 12:55 AM
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Solution to getting carded say you dont have it and jump behind the counter and steal the beer. works 100% of the time 0.0001% of the time

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11-16-2012, 12:59 AM
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I don't get carded cause I don't drink. At least not anymore. This lockout might force me to start hitting some hard liquor though!

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11-16-2012, 01:16 AM
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Get carded for everything. Can't even buy ****ing cigarettes in this ******* state until you're 19.

Going to ***** about this forever.........or at least until the 12th of June.

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I forgot you had to be 19 to smoke in Jersey now. Been that way for like 5 or 6 years now right? It's a non issue for me. I haven't smoked since I was 5 I think.

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I forgot you had to be 19 to smoke in Jersey now. Been that way for like 5 or 6 years now right? It's a non issue for me. I haven't smoked since I was 5 I think.
You were smoking at 5? God help you lmao

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11-16-2012, 01:23 AM
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You were smoking at 5? God help you lmao
It's not as bad as it sounds haha. My older cousin smoked, and gave me a cigarette, and instructed me how to smoke it. Don't know why I did it, but it made me cough, and it was pretty traumatic the whole experience. Never did it again. I think I was 5 or 6.

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Ah I miss cigs. Can't ever go back to them though. Don't even trust the celebratory cigar. Damn.

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11-16-2012, 01:33 AM
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I'm very rarely around people who smoke. I only come in contact with cigarette smoke outdoors in public some places. The smell is so foreign to me these days. I think my 7-11 crush might smoke bleh. I'm not discriminatory on it though. Prefer non smokers, but it isn't a prerequisite. I prefer a smoker to a heavy drinker, but I have to admit it's less pleasant to kiss a smoker than someone who is drinking.

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I find women who smoke habitually extremely unattractive. Just the smell turns me off. I don't mind it when a girl has a cigarette at a party because she's drunk and they're being offered, but someone who needs to leave every once and a while to go hack a dart isn't even on my hotness radar.

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11-16-2012, 07:43 AM
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Hack a dart. Never heard that one before.

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I think my natural affection (and infection) with speed and motorcycles from ages 14-24 pretty much locked me into loving coasters. I don't much care for the smooth riding rails as much as I love the shake the crap out of you old wooden (and scary looking/sounding) ones. The sheer violence of it all and the thought not so far in the back of your head that this thing could rip apart at any second sending you into a splinter fest of pain and agony is the thrill for me. Heights I don't really have a problem with as long as I'm not standing on the edge of a building more than 5 stories up. If that slow tick tick tick tick... climb to the arms up salute is giving you problems and nothing else, just look up at the sign "KEEP HANDS INSIDE THE RIDE AT ALL TIMES" and close your eyes for the big drop then enjoy.

Of course if you really can't get over the 2 stories up issue, maybe a fast powerboat ride is what you need instead.



2 different wavelengths, bud. i couldnt even read your who thing without having 2 Xanax. i think im resigned to riding when i absolutely have to, and giving the gf the business end of a verbal thrashing right before it happens. if it aint broke..

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11-16-2012, 08:11 AM
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RIP Twinkies/Hostess.

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But I drink often and am required to be at least somewhat groomed for my job.
Same here. Also, when I go out to drink, there are usually ladies present, and they tend to appreciate good grooming. I do not look good in four day stubble.

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I find women who smoke habitually extremely unattractive. Just the smell turns me off. I don't mind it when a girl has a cigarette at a party because she's drunk and they're being offered, but someone who needs to leave every once and a while to go hack a dart isn't even on my hotness radar.
Agreed. The smell would bother me, and the second hand smoke would piss me off to no end.

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2 months cig free next week. tough in the streets

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The smell from the smoke doesn't bother me. Its that stain odor that kills me.

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RIP Twinkies/Hostess.
we bail out banks, but not twinkies. theres something very wrong with this country

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Obama may be lucky this happened AFTER he got re-elected.

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i've heard of layoffs due to obamacare..but this is ridiculous


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One of the most incredible turnarounds has been how we went from smoking being the tough Marlboro Man to the symbol of lower class people. None of the images is true, but it's one helluva victory for the anti-smoking campaign.

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RIP Twinkies/Hostess.
Example 472 of "Why I Loathe Unions"

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One of the most incredible turnarounds has been how we went from smoking being the tough Marlboro Man to the symbol of lower class people. None of the images is true, but it's one helluva victory for the anti-smoking campaign.
It is? What? Are you being serious or is that a reference from a movie or something.

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