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11-16-2012, 09:30 AM
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That's ridiculous. Women don't do that, more than 4 or 5x per week.

BTW heading to Austin today for Aerosmith, bringing along 2 regulars and the 20yo from the brass palace as we've hung around a bit since she called me Wednesday about seeing each other socially.

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11-16-2012, 09:40 AM
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That's ridiculous. Women don't do that.
The same way women don't say "Because I said so" right?



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The funny part is I'm more excited about everything I'm going to be able to cook more then the day itself.

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11-16-2012, 09:49 AM
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So 20 minute trivia on the radio was quite interesting today. The question was why is it that 43% of woman don't want to hang out with their husband/boyfriend when the guys are around?

The male callers gave the usual answers such as the guys act like jerks when they're together etc, however a female caller got it right in that its because it would increase the likelihood of them wanting to hook up with one of their mate's boys. Turns out that 1 in 9 will get with one of them in a shaky relationship, while 1 in 4 will start bumping uglies with one of his boys if they were in a good relationship that turned to crap.

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11-16-2012, 09:52 AM
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The same way women don't say "Because I said so" right?


Sometimes I like to fight because it has been too long and I just want to get mad.

Poor Clock.

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11-16-2012, 09:53 AM
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So 20 minute trivia on the radio was quite interesting today. The question was why is it that 43% of woman don't want to hang out with their husband/boyfriend when the guys are around?

The male callers gave the usual answers such as the guys act like jerks when they're together etc, however a female caller got it right in that its because it would increase the likelihood of them wanting to hook up with one of their mate's boys. Turns out that 1 in 9 will get with one of them in a shaky relationship, while 1 in 4 will start bumping uglies with one of his boys if they were in a good relationship that turned to crap.
Clock needs hotter friends, then.

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11-16-2012, 10:00 AM
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Clock needs hotter friends, then.
They must have crappy shoulders?

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11-16-2012, 10:01 AM
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Sometimes I like to fight because it has been too long and I just want to get mad.

Poor Clock.
PK likes teh angry sex.

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11-16-2012, 10:26 AM
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I was just surprised at the percentages...I mean when I was younger, it seemed we exchanged ex's all the time when I was stationed in Spain. However that was due to a limited 'dating pool' in the winter as we didn't get the deluge of hot tourists to chase. I can't remember ever seeing it outside of my military time though.

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11-16-2012, 10:32 AM
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So 20 minute trivia on the radio was quite interesting today. The question was why is it that 43% of woman don't want to hang out with their husband/boyfriend when the guys are around?

The male callers gave the usual answers such as the guys act like jerks when they're together etc, however a female caller got it right in that its because it would increase the likelihood of them wanting to hook up with one of their mate's boys. Turns out that 1 in 9 will get with one of them in a shaky relationship, while 1 in 4 will start bumping uglies with one of his boys if they were in a good relationship that turned to crap.
I can say, for me at least, that it has never worked the other way.

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11-16-2012, 10:33 AM
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Sometimes I like to fight because it has been too long and I just want to get mad.

Poor Clock.
Clock must be doing something right then?

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11-16-2012, 10:47 AM
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The way I look at is:

If your girl is willing to mess with your friends and they're willing, no matter how good or rocky your relationship is... you both are with the wrong girl and have the wrong friends.

Maybe I'm just old fashioned?

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11-16-2012, 10:50 AM
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Relationship statistics don't worry me too much on the basis that lots of those accounted for aren't that bright or didn't REALLY want to be in a committed relationship anyhow.

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11-16-2012, 10:55 AM
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The way I look at is:

If your girl is willing to mess with your friends and they're willing, no matter how good or rocky your relationship is... you both are with the wrong girl and have the wrong friends.

Maybe I'm just old fashioned?
Agree.

MM, when it comes to some of the views on HF about women and relationships, do what I do ... Consider the source.










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11-16-2012, 11:10 AM
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On a lighter note:

Drunk woman gets stuck between buildings

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Rhode Island college student Courtney Malloy recently went on a drunken escapade and thought it’d be a great idea to attempt to run through an eight-inch wide alleyway. Surprisingly, the girl got stuck mid-run. What’s even more intriguing is that Malloy was also wedged two feet off the ground.

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11-16-2012, 11:14 AM
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Go home Courtney, you're drunk.




....wait, you can't.

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The way I look at is:

If your girl is willing to mess with your friends and they're willing, no matter how good or rocky your relationship is... you both are with the wrong girl and have the wrong friends.

Maybe I'm just old fashioned?

Nope, just a lousy friend!

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11-16-2012, 11:18 AM
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Nice planning!

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11-16-2012, 11:19 AM
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On the plus side, it's easy to find the house.

"just find the one with a GIANT ****ING POLE IN THE DRIVEWAY"

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I think my girlfriend is trying to seal the deal.
She made me dinner last night.

Stuffed Pork Chops (Apple & sausage stuffing), baked Asparagus, potatoes and gravy.
Leftovers for lunch is going to be fantastic.

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11-16-2012, 11:34 AM
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I think my girlfriend is trying to seal the deal.
She made me dinner last night.

Stuffed Pork Chops (Apple & sausage stuffing), baked Asparagus, potatoes and gravy.
Leftovers for lunch is going to be fantastic.
Yup. Time to reward her with a thank you e-card.

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This is just awesome looking... A turtle riding a jellyfish:



OK I'm done for the day... I've been old fashioned, funny and now just randomly cool picture. Time to get ready for work.

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Yup. Time to reward her with a thank you e-card.
slow down man, it was only pork!

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Relationship statistics don't worry me too much on the basis that lots of those accounted for aren't that bright or didn't REALLY want to be in a committed relationship anyhow.
Plus you don't have any friends hotter than you. : oldteach:

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If anyone is interested in Cisco training, here's a really good Groupon:

http://www.groupon.com/deals/g1mm-it...ne-san-jose-ca

$100 for 12 months of access to CCENT/CCNA/CCNA Voice/CCNA Security/CCNP courses.

I've gone through some of the videos, and they're fairly good. And the guy has an epic beard. That has to be worth at least $30.

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11-16-2012, 11:59 AM
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plus you don't have any friends hotter than you. : Oldteach:
yes i do you take that back

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