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11-18-2012, 09:21 PM
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More to the point, how the hell do you remember any of this?
Actually, yeah...legitimate question.

I've only gotten black-out drunk three times in my life...and those were all deserving of the term 'black-out drunk'...I don't remember anything at all after a certain point.


I should have died on my 21st birthday...but I don't remember anything between singing Fly Me To the Moon and waking up on a stranger's couch. According to who I was with I had something like 33 shots that night. Oof.

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Actually, yeah...legitimate question.

I've only gotten black-out drunk three times in my life...and those were all deserving of the term 'black-out drunk'...I don't remember anything at all after a certain point.


I should have died on my 21st birthday...but I don't remember anything between singing Fly Me To the Moon and waking up on a stranger's couch. According to who I was with I had something like 33 shots that night. Oof.
I have done it twice. both black-out drunk nights still have glimpses of memories. I don't remember order or anything, but I remember bits and pieces. I've never completely lost the night. though some of them are probably other people's stories that I have adopted as memories after hearing them enough state college really did a number on me. i was used to my small catholic school dormroom drinking. pitchers of snowcone flavored liquor were trouble


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I can only remember doing it three times - once as a college freshman (the wonders of everclear), the aforementioned 21st birthday, and a couple summers ago in Missoula where it was as much the sun's fault as it was the alcohol.

100+ degrees and sunny plus session drinking into the night...yeah, severe dehydration. I woke up at 5 in the morning in the driver's seat of a car that wasn't mine...

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11-18-2012, 09:33 PM
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I can only remember doing it three times - once as a college freshman (the wonders of everclear), the aforementioned 21st birthday, and a couple summers ago in Missoula where it was as much the sun's fault as it was the alcohol.

100+ degrees and sunny plus session drinking into the night...yeah, severe dehydration. I woke up at 5 in the morning in the driver's seat of a car that wasn't mine...
I blame monkey boys and not realizing it was 5 minutes til last call. I chugged my third pitcher and things got hazy quickly.

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11-18-2012, 09:38 PM
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I've had a couple of times. Once was on homecoming in college where I woke up in my underwear with my clothes outside on the porch caked in mud. I had absolutely no idea what happened and how I got home. The last thing I remember was sucking down jello shots.

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11-18-2012, 11:29 PM
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More to the point, how the hell do you remember any of this?
Beats me. Some things are blacked out, i was going wild almost breaking things, and falling off my deck. But one of the guys was crying, he lost a friend this way before. I was told i stopped breathing, or atleast it looked that way.

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I've blacked out once. I had two 4 Loko's before the real ones were banned. I remember bits and pieces of that night but I remember getting into a scuffle along with having an axiety attack. That's about it. One of the many reasons I don't like being drunk.

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11-19-2012, 12:03 AM
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Yeah...I love drinking, but I hate being drunk. That never used to be a problem considering I had the tolerance of three men, but that is rapidly fading in my old age.

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I have no idea how your friends take you to the hospital because they were worried and then drop you off and dip out. That seems sketchy. Really glad to hear you are okay though.

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According to who I was with I had something like 33 shots that night. Oof.
I hope it wasn't with clear alcohol...

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11-19-2012, 06:15 PM
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Never gotten black-out drunk. Thank God. Who knows what craziness I'd get into. I always stop right before it gets to that point.

Lately, I haven't really even gotten drunk. I'm starting to get a knack for which point I'll get a hangover, and try not to go over that limit.

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11-19-2012, 06:17 PM
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I've blacked out once. I had two 4 Loko's before the real ones were banned. I remember bits and pieces of that night but I remember getting into a scuffle along with having an axiety attack. That's about it. One of the many reasons I don't like being drunk.
There's a good reason those things are banned.

People don't realize how drunk they are with all the caffeine in the mix. The only time I ever had to call the paramedics, 4 Locos was the primary culprit.

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Never gotten black-out drunk. Thank God. Who knows what craziness I'd get into. I always stop right before it gets to that point.

Lately, I haven't really even gotten drunk. I'm starting to get a knack for which point I'll get a hangover, and try not to go over that limit.
You don't want it. I feel like a moron for how i was acting when i was blacked out, also for the time i was walking in the middle of the highway (i walked FAR i'm told), i didn't even realize i was on the highway, i swear i was on the side of a single lane road, away from the road, not a 4 lane road, right in the middle of it. Been depressed all day, but that will wear off.

Tip for anyone...DON'T DRINK FAST! i downed 3 whiskeys in 90 minutes, not within 3 hours like i thought...

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Never blacked out. Have only gotten sick once. I actually make it a point to stay awake until my drunkenness wears off. Sometimes I'm up until 7am, but it's worth it not to have a killer hangover.

I think my tolerance is growing as I'm getting older. I can outdrink a lot of guys that used to drink much more than me.

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There's a good reason those things are banned.

People don't realize how drunk they are with all the caffeine in the mix. The only time I ever had to call the paramedics, 4 Locos was the primary culprit.
Worst thing I have ever drank alcohol wise. They were horrid. My days of binge drinking are over. I can personally enjoy having a beer or two or having a glass of Captain and Coke and being content with that.

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i am currently doing a particular rotation, and there is a patient here that had necrosis (bad infection) of both of their forearms due to drug abuse, had to get taken to the OR for wound debridement. the arms ultimately may be amputated. making the story even better, they have a weird condition that causes them to eat unusual things, classically dirt. but in this case, the patient was eating their infected scabs from the forearms.

i thought the patient looked familiar. turns out it is actually a minor celebrity.

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I've been blackout drunk too many times, but it's usually for small points in time. For instance my last birthday I woke up with a bag of Doritos in my bed. I remember almost everything about that night up until the Doritos.

Drinking is fun and all but I'm over getting drunk. Just not worth it in the end. I'll settle at a nice buzz and call it a day.

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I've been blackout drunk too many times, but it's usually for small points in time. For instance my last birthday I woke up with a bag of Doritos in my bed. I remember almost everything about that night up until the Doritos.

Drinking is fun and all but I'm over getting drunk. Just not worth it in the end. I'll settle at a nice buzz and call it a day.
Doritos eh? lol.

That reminds me of the episode of Kings of Queens when Arthur passes out with a bowl of soup in Doug and Carrie's bed.

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I have never been blackout drunk, but things have been spotty. I have passed out drunk before where it was physically impossible for me to stay awake.

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Speaking of being drunk...guess what I found totally frozen about an hour ago??? My half of a bottle of Ketel One in my fiancee's deep freezer.

This time though I'm not worrying and pouring it out like how I did with the 1/4 bottle of Russian Standard I had that froze a few weeks ago. Screw that. Ketel is more expensive/yummier. I'm just gonna drink it and and not worry. I'm sure it's fine. Hell I've had 4 shots of it while I've let it thaw and I'm still here.

With that said, **** that POS of a freezer.

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Stop putting your vodka in the freezer. Simple solution.


Also stop drinking a beverage meant for rich women on diets.


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Stop putting your vodka in the freezer. Simple solution.


Also stop drinking a beverage meant for rich women on diets.
But but... I like taking a bottle of vodka nice and cold out of the freezer and having a nice chilled shot.

But yeah I would have put it in our fridge but the bottle is too tall to fit in the little shelf storage thing inside the door. Y'know where folks store botles of soda and water and things. And I'm unsure about putting it on it's side on a shelf in the fridge simply because our fridge is crowded enough as it is. We have way too much stuff.

As of now it's living in the fridge freezer sitting inside the door on the little shelf on it's side. It hasn't refrozen there so....cross your fingers. Might just use that little shelf in the fridge freezer from now on. I had my 375 ml. bottle of Jagermeister in that shelf and it was fine. Was chilled but never froze.

And since when do rich women on diets drink vodka?

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And since when do rich women on diets drink vodka?
Since Swanson said so.

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