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11-17-2012, 09:41 AM
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That's dumb.

The buy it now price isn't that much more than the opening bid.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Help-Twinkie...30829860363%26

Everyone knows that it's locked out NHLers selling these things.

and am I the only one who first saw a Zamboni in the delivery icon?

I look forward to the days when we see Twinkies on Antiques Roadshow.

"Well this Twinkie is in excellent condition. Your great-grandmother kept very good care of it as it's not crushed, like many I see, and most importantly, it's still in it's original package. What may surprise you to learn is that's it's still perfectly edible. A Twinkie in such condition can go anywhere in auction from .50 to 'that's ****ing disgusting.'"


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I think it's time we start our 12/21 (or for our European friends, 21/12) campaign to spread awareness about what to do in the event of Mayan prediction being correct.

In the event of nuclear catastrophe, duck and cover. Don't worry, your Twinkies will be perfectly safe to eat.

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Mr. Blobby is my own personal mascot now.

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Community and Chevy Chase are officially parting ways: http://tvline.com/2012/11/21/commuin...vy-chase-exits

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I'm over it...





Someone should mix the audio from this with video surrounding the CBA negotiations. Entering and exiting buildings, Don and Bill talking to the media, etc.


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In the event of geomagnetic reversal on 12/21 (or for our friends who follow the Julian calender, 12/8), do not panic. These things happen periodically throughout history. While theories suggest that an event such as this may cause mass extinctions, and you should take the measures needed to combat this, there are also positives that balance out an impending end of mankind.

In fact, the reversal is not something to be afraid of, it is something to willingly embrace.

Compasses will not be affected. While it's important to note that while compasses currently point 'north', a reversal would require a recalibration, which can be easily performed in most cases simply by turning the compass around so the arrow points north again.

Most importantly, If the north and south poles flip places, then Canada will be considered in the 'south' and therefore not deserving of NHL teams.*

*NHL teams are believed by scholars to be groups of people who once played with one another in ice hockey. A guide for what to do in the case of CBA agreement will be covered later.

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11-26-2012, 01:37 PM
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Why are there a lack of privately owned batsignals?

You'd think that there's enough people with enough money that one of them would buy one.

Is there a prohibition because a novelty batsignal could be confused for a real one?

More importantly, could the night sky be used as advertising space?

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Hmmm we don't have any tags in here yet. I guess I will start. They're kinda like surprise titles you can only see if you open the thread.

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Update

Well, as I expected, I won Powerball last night, so I'll be buying a bat signal and a diamond jetpack.

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Where's that voice over from? Sounds like actor John Doman ("William Rawls" from The Wire).

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Well, as I expected, I won Powerball last night, so I'll be buying a bat signal and a diamond jetpack.
I should have won....the power ball number is my kid's jersey number, and I didn't play it....booo!

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So...close...

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/...hut-up-and-jam

and it's there.


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Well, as I expected, I won Powerball last night, so I'll be buying a bat signal and a diamond jetpack.
Is it a normal jetpack that is simply made out of diamonds, or a jetback that uses a constant stream of diamonds for thrust?

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Is it a normal jetpack that is simply made out of diamonds, or a jetback that uses a constant stream of diamonds for thrust?
yes. both.

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I may or may not have unrealistic expectations about hockey.

Whenever I'm unable to see a game of a team I follow, I always think I missed something and am not going to know what's happening.

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12-02-2012, 05:04 AM
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I invented something yesterday. Spent the entire night perfecting it. Remote control hockey pucks. Just shoot it on net and it finds the top corner whenever we want. Shhh, don't tell anyone, but we're winning the next Cup. Already called Vegas.


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I invented something yesterday. Spent the entire night perfecting it. Remote control hockey pucks. Just shoot it on net and it finds the top corner every time. Shhh, don't tell anyone, but we're winning the next Cup. Already called Vegas.
Wouldn't knowing the puck's target kind of defeat the purpose?

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Us knowing the target, good. Them knowing the target, bad. Hence the shhh.

I must not have worded the joke right. That flushing sound you hear is my stand up comedy career me thinks.


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