Any player whose name ends in "ov" is cooler sounding. Fedorov, Krutov, yada yada. Malkin, Ovechkin, Semin sound kind of lame. Vladimir Konstantinov or Sergei Krivokrasov are my favorites.
Between these two though, gotta be Volchenkov. Say it with a Russian accent and you'll be ****ing bricks if a guy with a name like that was sent after you.