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11-27-2012, 11:17 PM
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What's better than aviator sunglasses?

Free aviator sunglasses from a cigarette company.

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11-27-2012, 11:22 PM
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Take a picture of you smoking some Camel's with them on and mail them to Marlboro. Problem bro?

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11-27-2012, 11:33 PM
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Take a picture of you smoking some Camel's with them on and mail them to Marlboro. Problem bro?
Yeah I don't smoke.

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11-27-2012, 11:37 PM
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Yeah I don't smoke.
They don't know what you look like, presumably. Just have a smoking friend do it.

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11-27-2012, 11:53 PM
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Was it just like, a random mailing containing free sunglasses or something?

Didn't Gillette do that way back when the Mach 3 was first coming out?

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11-27-2012, 11:57 PM
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i thought cigarette companies were banned from doing that sort of thing. is smoking cool again? No one i hang out with smokes anymore, if they ever did. See plenty of butts around so i know they're still out there.

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11-28-2012, 12:04 AM
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My parents smoke. Its disgusting. I suppose, I should say smoked.

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11-28-2012, 12:06 AM
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Tons of people here in Duluth smoke.

It sucks.

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11-28-2012, 12:07 AM
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It is a nasty habit.

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11-28-2012, 12:10 AM
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My mother smoked like a factory when I was young. I remember coming home from school and holding my breath between the front door and my room, and any time I went from my room to the bathroom. Burned the hell out of my eyes too.

Oh and did I mention I have Asthma? Thanks a ****ing lot, mom.

God that specific year SUCKED.

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11-28-2012, 12:13 AM
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Yea, it is a horrid habit.

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11-28-2012, 12:29 AM
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Oh I sold hundreds of packs when I worked at a convenience store for about a year. I can say the nasty habit is still very alive and well...and unfortunately still popular in the younger crowd as well.

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11-28-2012, 12:33 AM
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It sure is. We used to have a convenience store when I lived in Minnesota. If you ever rob a store, you need to take the cigarettes. You aren't going to make much with the money, but a fortune with cigarettes.

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11-28-2012, 06:48 AM
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Isn't it pretty well known that cigarettes cause a multitude of health problems?

Just yesterday at work this lady that sits nearby comes in whining and crying that she went to the doctor over the weekend because of a sore throat and the doctor "had the nerve to say its because I smoke".

It was so hard not to laugh at her. She was seriously up in arms about how a doctor said it was linked to smoking. She apparently went so far as to tell him to leave and ask for another doctor. I mean, really? Seriously?

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11-28-2012, 07:50 AM
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Isn't it pretty well known that cigarettes cause a multitude of health problems?

Just yesterday at work this lady that sits nearby comes in whining and crying that she went to the doctor over the weekend because of a sore throat and the doctor "had the nerve to say its because I smoke".

It was so hard not to laugh at her. She was seriously up in arms about how a doctor said it was linked to smoking. She apparently went so far as to tell him to leave and ask for another doctor. I mean, really? Seriously?
That's when you slip in and tell her all her ****** mood swings are due to various stages of drug withdrawal.

If you're a lifetime smoker, you can ABSOLUTELY see effects within a few hours, if not less.

Better yet, this one is my favorite. Ask her if she's always cold (she'll say yes, because she's a woman. Sorry, just a fact...), and then tell her it's because she smokes, and it's caused progressive - and likely permanent - constriction of her blood vessels, and it'll only get worse as she ages.

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11-28-2012, 08:34 AM
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I'm sure I will try weed at some point in my life, and probably drinking too, but I will never try cigarettes. There's no point in smoking (cigarettes) at all, other than to say you do it.

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11-28-2012, 08:53 AM
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What is the only known substance to directly replace acetylcholine in the brain?

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11-28-2012, 09:00 AM
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Smoking's pretty cool guys. Always has been, always will be.

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11-28-2012, 09:09 AM
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Maybe in Tennessee.

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11-28-2012, 09:13 AM
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Heh. No, I don't really give a ****. Personal freedoms, etc.

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11-28-2012, 09:16 AM
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Provided they keep it away from me.

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11-28-2012, 10:32 AM
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They don't know what you look like, presumably.
You clearly underestimated them

Haven't smoked for a while. I had a few cigarettes last year and the year before when my ex was running around on me and bailed on my kid on the weekends. A few drags and a couple sips of booze and that was heaven, then I got dizzy and put it out.

I'm a libertarian so was pretty opposed to the smoking ban, but I gotta say it's awesome now as a non-smoker. Back when I was in rock bands playing tons of bar shows, you'd come home and just REEK. Not anymore.

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11-28-2012, 10:39 AM
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Am I the only person who never watched Boy Meets World or Saved By the Bell?

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11-28-2012, 10:52 AM
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Am I the only person who never watched Boy Meets World or Saved By the Bell?
Apparently.

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Am I the only person who never watched Boy Meets World or Saved By the Bell?
No.

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