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12-03-2012, 02:52 PM
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I look at it this way, I play house rules.

If I'm at a house that isn't mine, with primarily male residents, and the seat is already up, I'll actually kick it back up when I'm done.

When I had to share a bathroom with a guy, it was a "**** it, we're even" type of situation. I expected the unexpected.

But, my apartment, my toilet...

...what a topic.

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12-03-2012, 02:53 PM
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that's if you're in some sort of cohabitation, of course.

entirely different story if you have overnight guests who leave the lid up late at night.. and then some unsuspecting, half asleep, girl happens to fall into the toilet
this made me laugh.

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12-03-2012, 02:55 PM
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This thread is Grrrrrrrrrrrreat!

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Not only that, but I feel like if you leave the seat up it's more likely to smell/be other sorts of nasty in there.

I know it's at least semi-irrational, but whatever.
I would say if you leave the seat up, it's more likely that you'll see if under the seat is getting gross, therefore it'll be more likely that you'll clean the toilet more often.

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LOL girls falling into the toilet. I can picture it, and it's hilarious.

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as for the toilet seat issue equality sucks at time doesn't ladies

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12-03-2012, 03:04 PM
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I would say if you leave the seat up, it's more likely that you'll see if under the seat is getting gross, therefore it'll be more likely that you'll clean the toilet more often.
That's an intriguing point of view. I might buy it.

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I'm a man, and live alone. Toilet seat always stays up. Most of my company is also male's. If a female is coming, and I know it I leave it down. Or just make them use the other bathroom that I don't really use.

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jeez am i the only guy who sits to pee at home anymore? guys- try it and you'll never go back

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I get skeeved just thinking about it.

If you ever want to find a way to discover new curse words and strings of vulgarities that you didn't even know your brain recognized.... just fall in the toilet once or twice.

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I'm a man, and live alone. Toilet seat always stays up. Most of my company is also male's. If a female is coming, and I know it I leave it down. Or just make them use the other bathroom that I don't really use.
Look at this fancy guy and his two bathrooms!

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Look at this fancy guy and his two bathrooms!
That's two FULL bathrooms! None of this 1.5 crap!

The most use I have of two bathrooms is when company comes they can use the other bathroom so I don't have to clean mine daily. When people stay they can use that shower too!

And if someone stays I never have to worry about having to hurry up in the bathroom in the morning! Well unless there's multiple people, and a line to the other one!

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12-03-2012, 03:19 PM
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If all else fails, saran wrap.

Thats how you win the toilet war.

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i'd kill for another bathroom. there are regularly 5 or 6 people in my house at all times. 1 bathroom.

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jeez am i the only guy who sits to pee at home anymore? guys- try it and you'll never go back
No just no. i'm not so lazy i need to take a break and sit when i pee.

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12-03-2012, 03:24 PM
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i'd kill for another bathroom. there are regularly 5 or 6 people in my house at all times. 1 bathroom.
Growing up, I shared a bathroom with 6 other people. It was a nightmare. I feel for you.
Learned how to effortlessly execute a <5 minute shower, though.

Living alone right now is the tops.

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jeez am i the only guy who sits to pee at home anymore? guys- try it and you'll never go back
I just strip down and get in the shower to do it.

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12-03-2012, 03:33 PM
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Growing up, I shared a bathroom with 6 other people. It was a nightmare. I feel for you.
Learned how to effortlessly execute a <5 minute shower, though.

Living alone right now is the tops.
i went from living alone, to living with 6 people.

not a fun adjustment.

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12-03-2012, 04:03 PM
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I wish i had 2 full bathrooms. Everyone takes a ********** long shower and i get no hot water so I have to shower way before everyone. Im gonna start taking hour longers that way they get no hot water.

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i went from living with 5 other people to living in a fraternity house to living with 6 people. having to share a bathroom has always been the norm, and idgaf about having to do it. no big deal.

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I shower at 4 in the morning so no competition for me Probably going to have to change that once I move out of rez and into a house though...


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Scheduling makes a big difference. Everytime I've had to share a bathroom, it's always been with people that are trying to get out the door around the same time that I am.

It's a fight for every minute of bathroom time in the morning.
I tried to shower at night, but I'm not a fan. Morning shower >>>> coffee.

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If all else fails, saran wrap.

Thats how you win the toilet war.
How funny you mention that...

My vacation during the summer was a drive down to the Outer Banks. Naturally, the first thing I do is find the bed room I'm sharing with my friend and his brother to drop my things off and use the toilet. Just as I'm about to walk into the bathroom to pee without turning the lights on, my friends sisters and cousins come running in and scream "DON'T DO IT!!"

Turns out, they had put saran wrap over the toilet, and shaving gel on all of the door handles in a prank war with my friend's brother. Needless to say, as we were 5 years older then them and had the experience of college pranks, we assured both involved parties that should we fall victim to a prank, that their worst nightmares would come true.

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I just strap on a diaper if I'm going out and won't be able to use a toilet anytime soon.

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