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12-03-2012, 07:13 PM
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Girlfriend pillow on Amazon.

http://www.amazon.com/DeluxeComfort-...ef=pd_sim_hg_1



Read the reviews...

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12-03-2012, 07:14 PM
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First she comes up to me and pretends to be friendly and comforting. "Lean on my shoulder" she says and so I do. I kind of felt sorry for her being so pink and square and having that sorry, downward pointing yellow hand (like she was making the "I am comming to a stop" hand signal they teach you in driver's ed).

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I want to know why you were searching for this item.

Liberation feeling lonely?

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Why would the inclusion of breasts make it cheaper? So unnatural.

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Why is the "skin" Simpson's yellow?

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6) The yellow glove-like hand assures me that it will be doing chores while I'm at work.

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Why is the "skin" Simpson's yellow?
I think it's a glove.

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if you like classic reviews, this is an oldie but a goodie:

http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-M...ds=tuscan+milk

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I don't know what is more sad here.


This?

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Or this?

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Or people who fall in love with other people the net they have never even met in person?


Or this?



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That is the happiest pillow I've ever seen.

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First she comes up to me and pretends to be friendly and comforting. "Lean on my shoulder" she says and so I do. I kind of felt sorry for her being so pink and square and having that sorry, downward pointing yellow hand (like she was making the "I am comming to a stop" hand signal they teach you in driver's ed). Not to mention those weird tiny pointed breasts with the X's on them.....what's up with them? Next thing I know I am telling her all my secrets and problems and dressing her up in my favorite t-shirts. She was so odd looking I didn't think twice about introducing her to my husband. Well sorry to say, I came home early from book club one night and there was the little hussy in bed with her arm around him! Well, I beat the stuffing out of her and he's spending the next month sleeping on the couch! Some girlfriend, huh?

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12-04-2012, 09:38 AM
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Da ****??? MILK and PIZZA...... How does anyone eat pizza while drinking milk???

Also know it's not a real person, but probably need to put this here anyway. Doesn't explain why he has milk and pizza in front of the fake person though. Really?

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Da ****??? MILK and PIZZA...... How does anyone eat pizza while drinking milk???

Also know it's not a real person, but probably need to put this here anyway. Doesn't explain why he has milk and pizza in front of the fake person though. Really?
Well, you don't do it at the same time, silly. You eat a bite of pizza and then drink a sip of milk.

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Milk with pizza is great. Pop isn't always a requirement to go along with it.

As for the pillow, those reviews were classic!

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Very god pillow like haveing wife that not move!

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The yellow glove-like hand assures me that it will be doing chores while I'm at work.
Gold!!!!

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I don't know what is more sad here.
Or people who fall in love with other people the net they have never even met in person?
I don't really see the problem with that. I know someone who met his now-wife playing WoW, they were few states away until she left her home to move in with him. Now they're married with a kid. I've had conversations about this and not necessarily the whole love thing when it comes to people on the internet but just being social in general. My thought is that it's the exchange of ideas that builds relationships and naturally you will like somebody if they share your opinion in a lot of fields. The only difference you get from meeting them in person is that you physically see them. Does that really make it more social? Unless you're superficial and can only love somebody based on their appearance, I don't understand why the thought of loving somebody you met online is sad.

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I have always been a fan of

http://www.amazon.com/BIC-Cristal-1-...ds=bic+for+her


Laughed for ages at some of these.

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lol... i clicked and my ads on HF are these pillows now.
i guess this is indeed the perfect place to sell it by reading the LA thread....
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Girlfriend pillow comments - hilarious
Boyfriend pillow comments - disturbing

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