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12-19-2012, 09:21 PM
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I know I've posted this before in one of the 12 other threads, but that was at least 5,000 moments ago:


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12-19-2012, 10:30 PM
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lol, one of my favourite sequences involving Lenny and Carl.
White guys have names like Lenny, whereas black guys have names like Carl.

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I own the blue version. It's either my favorite or second-favorite t-shirt. Only one person I ever know has looked at it and gotten the joke but he nearly died laughing once he saw it and wanted to know where he could get one.
Has anyone ever silently shook your hand? That's what I'd probably do.

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12-19-2012, 10:59 PM
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Smithers: I have to find someone to replace me while I'm gone who won't outshine me. I'll search the employee database under the word "incompetent".

Computer: [715 matches found.]

Smithers: 715 names? I'd better narrow the search. Let's see... "lazy", "clumsy", "monstrously ugly".

Computer: [Searching... 715 matches found.]

Smithers: Nuts to this! I'll just go and get Homer Simpson.

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12-19-2012, 11:10 PM
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The percolations are imminent. No need to come in. Uh... cease your ingress!

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12-20-2012, 04:39 AM
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Has anyone ever silently shook your hand? That's what I'd probably do.

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12-20-2012, 10:26 AM
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.... and now back to people who look like things

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12-20-2012, 02:20 PM
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-And a new candle every now and then?

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12-20-2012, 02:23 PM
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12-20-2012, 02:46 PM
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Fat Tony: Greetings, Homer.
Homer: Hey, Tony. Still with the mafia?
Fat Tony: Uh, yes, thank you for asking. You might remember, a while ago you were done a favor by our... how shall I put this... mafia crime syndicate.
Homer: Oh yeah, that's right?
Fat Tony: Well, I have come to inform you that now it's your turn to do US a favor.
Homer: Wait - you mean the only reason the Mob did me a favor was because they wanted something back in return? Fat Tony. I say good day to you, sir.
Fat Tony: [Ashamed] Okay... I'll go now.
[He leaves the building]
Fat Tony: Hey... wait a minute.

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12-20-2012, 03:38 PM
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My wife, she has been very insistent on the matter of the pretzel money.

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12-20-2012, 04:01 PM
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My wife, she has been very insistent on the matter of the pretzel money.
Tony: I'm afraid I must insist. You see, my wife, she has been most vocal on the subject of the pretzel monies. "Where's the money?" "When are you going to get the money?" "Why aren't you getting the money now?" And so on.

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12-20-2012, 04:11 PM
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Now is the time to pay back your debt.... 48 dollars.
Here's 50.
And 2, your change, and we thank-a you.

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12-20-2012, 04:23 PM
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I told you we shoulda bought more than three bullets!

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12-20-2012, 04:36 PM
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I told you we shoulda bought more than three bullets!
I'm seeing double here! Four Krusties!

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12-20-2012, 04:49 PM
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12-20-2012, 07:29 PM
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lol, one of my favourite sequences involving Lenny and Carl.
Mine:



Lenny: Hey Homer, cut it out! Come on! Quit eatin' me!





Lenny: Ow! Nice shot, Karl.

I love how Lenny still makes the effort to be sarcastic despite getting shot and being eaten by a giant ape.


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12-20-2012, 07:55 PM
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Mine:



Lenny: Hey Homer, cut it out! Come on! Quit eatin' me!





Lenny: Ow! Nice shot, Karl.

I love how Lenny still makes the effort to be sarcastic despite getting shot and being eaten by a giant ape.
"What do you think, Smithers?"
"I think women and seamen don't mix."
"We know what you think."

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12-20-2012, 08:04 PM
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"What do you think, Smithers?"
"I think women and seamen don't mix."
"We know what you think."
King Homer was the best Treehouse of Horror bit ever, IMHO. Every scene was a home run.

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