lol, one of my favourite sequences involving Lenny and Carl.
White guys have names like Lenny, whereas black guys have names like Carl.
Originally Posted by WarriorOfGandhi
I own the blue version. It's either my favorite or second-favorite t-shirt. Only one person I ever know has looked at it and gotten the joke but he nearly died laughing once he saw it and wanted to know where he could get one.
Has anyone ever silently shook your hand? That's what I'd probably do.
Fat Tony: Greetings, Homer.
Homer: Hey, Tony. Still with the mafia?
Fat Tony: Uh, yes, thank you for asking. You might remember, a while ago you were done a favor by our... how shall I put this... mafia crime syndicate.
Homer: Oh yeah, that's right?
Fat Tony: Well, I have come to inform you that now it's your turn to do US a favor.
Homer: Wait - you mean the only reason the Mob did me a favor was because they wanted something back in return? Fat Tony. I say good day to you, sir.
Fat Tony: [Ashamed] Okay... I'll go now.
[He leaves the building]
Fat Tony: Hey... wait a minute.
My wife, she has been very insistent on the matter of the pretzel money.
Tony: I'm afraid I must insist. You see, my wife, she has been most vocal on the subject of the pretzel monies. "Where's the money?" "When are you going to get the money?" "Why aren't you getting the money now?" And so on.