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12-22-2012, 04:47 PM
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The age of consent in New York State is 17.

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I thought it was like within 2 years. Like if you're 17 you can only have sex with someone 19, anything over that and it could be considered ****. I think same goes for underage kids. I'm only like 16 though, so I'm at the age where I don't have to worry lol.

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I thought it was like within 2 years. Like if you're 17 you can only have sex with someone 19, anything over that and it could be considered ****. I think same goes for underage kids. I'm only like 16 though, so I'm at the age where I don't have to worry lol.
I think that's the way NJ works... But I'm not sure. haha

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New York has something similar I think. Never was an issue for me as I never went below 18 in college

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New York has something similar I think. Never was an issue for me as I never went below 18 in college
If your 18 your safe. But in high school if some s----y freshman wants to be a total *******, she can probably pull some legal case on seniors.

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I'm gonna be playing a friend who is a goalie in one of my for-fun hockey games soon, if I score, what celebration should I do?

I want to do the Anisimov one, but one of the kids already did it, so I need something to mock him aha.

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holy **** this thread took a creepy turn after my post

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I'm gonna be playing a friend who is a goalie in one of my for-fun hockey games soon, if I score, what celebration should I do?

I want to do the Anisimov one, but one of the kids already did it, so I need something to mock him aha.
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I'm gonna be playing a friend who is a goalie in one of my for-fun hockey games soon, if I score, what celebration should I do?

I want to do the Anisimov one, but one of the kids already did it, so I need something to mock him aha.
I`d know of something if you scored five hole. It`d be very offensive though.

My personal favorite is the Van Persie celebration. Goes to the corner, seemingly shrugs a virtual dust off his shoulder and gives the opposing fans "I`m a boss" face. Never disappoints.

But if you want to do something similar to the Anisimov celly, use a bazooka or a bow (my most used celebration; using a crossbow would be creative and hilarious though, especially the reloading part).

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I`d know of something if you scored five hole. It`d be very offensive though.

My personal favorite is the Van Persie celebration. Goes to the corner, seemingly shrugs a virtual dust off his shoulder and gives the opposing fans "I`m a boss" face. Never disappoints.

But if you want to do something similar to the Anisimov celly, use a bazooka or a bow (my most used celebration; using a crossbow would be creative and hilarious though, especially the reloading part).
I gotta **** with the kid though. I'm thinking of sitting in front of the net like Avery did, I will definitely do that. But I want to just mess with him the whole game aha.

It would be really funny if I pull out a sharpie and like sign his stick aha, but I don't think most people would get that. I'll think about bringing something along in like my equipment, like pull out a water gun and pretend to snipe him instead.

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I`d know of something if you scored five hole. It`d be very offensive though.

My personal favorite is the Van Persie celebration. Goes to the corner, seemingly shrugs a virtual dust off his shoulder and gives the opposing fans "I`m a boss" face. Never disappoints.

But if you want to do something similar to the Anisimov celly, use a bazooka or a bow (my most used celebration; using a crossbow would be creative and hilarious though, especially the reloading part).
Definitely a bazooka. lol

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Christmas sweater party. I don't have one and now wished I had a Devils retro. Sad.

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What re some funny movie quotes that you use often in regular conversation. One of my favorites is the last time I heard that I laughed so hard I feel off my dinosaur.

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What re some funny movie quotes that you use often in regular conversation. One of my favorites is the last time I heard that I laughed so hard I feel off my dinosaur.
the entirety of mean girls. sadly.

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I'm gonna be playing a friend who is a goalie in one of my for-fun hockey games soon, if I score, what celebration should I do?

I want to do the Anisimov one, but one of the kids already did it, so I need something to mock him aha.
The Kayak. It KILLS whoever you scored against.

Just take a few strides, and dive down on your ass with your feet out in front of you and use your stick like a paddle to keep moving forward.

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Well, in that case you might as well throw in some Hejduk-esque Michael Phelps impressions.


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Oh America, you crazy.

The age of consent here is 14.
It varies from state to state here, which can get crazy. I believe it is 16 in CT, but I think there are age restrictions, like it's only that low if the partners are below two years age difference.

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When I was a 22 year old senior going to college in NY, you know damn well I made sure 17 year old freshmen were fair game
When I visited Ithaca for homecoming in September, there was a freshman girl hitting on me. No way I was going anywhere near that. Even if it was legal, it would feel really creepy. If not during, then definitely after.

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When I visited Ithaca for homecoming in September, there was a freshman girl hitting on me. No way I was going anywhere near that. Even if it was legal, it would feel really creepy. If not during, then definitely after.
When I was in Cortland 3 weeks ago I spent the Saturday night in a Freshman bed. She was 18 and I feel great about it

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