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12-26-2012, 04:06 PM
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Its raining in Middletown...and the Weather Channel says that its currently snowing hard. I swear they are pathetic.

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Christmas supper at my grandparents was pushed to today because everyone was sick yesterday. They're nuts if they think I'm going there one day after they had the flu. That **** doesn't just magically heal overnight. Gotta go to Montreal anyway to pick up my buddy at the airport. His damn flight doesn't even land until around 1 in the morning, so we'll hang out at the nearby strippers while we wait.
Love Montreal. Went up for a tournament a few years back, stayed at the Marriott near Dorchester Sq. Sharks were there for a game. Hit all the bars around Peel. A couple solid stripper clubs on the street that runs parallel to Peel before it meets St Catherine. Didn't come back until daylight. Gotta get back there.

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12-26-2012, 05:13 PM
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A little kid across the street from me got a go kart for christmas. You read that right. I've wanted one when I was a kid and never got one. ****.
Lucky son of a *****.

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Well I don't like the smell of hookers
I didn't know they had a distinguishable smell.

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12-26-2012, 05:20 PM
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Cheap perfume, alcohol and dad's shame

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For real. That's the best image you've ever posted.
I've been pickier on my library lately. I've got about 5 just as good as this one that I'm waiting for the perfect opportunity to use

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12-26-2012, 05:28 PM
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hey rg..speaking of dibs, Id like to call dibs on an avy of Stephen Gionta playing shuffleboard against Christopher Columbus on the roof of the first mcdonalds ever. whats the wait on something like that, a half hour? Ill wait.

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Its raining in Middletown...and the Weather Channel says that its currently snowing hard. I swear they are pathetic.
From what i gather this is a bizarre storm in terms of localization. Some places already have 4", but you could be just 10 miles from there and have nothing but freezing train so far. I hope its coming down as snow in the Poconos. The cCats, DAX, and Greens are going to jackpot 8"-16" of white gold from this.

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12-26-2012, 05:48 PM
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From what i gather this is a bizarre storm in terms of localization. Some places already have 4", but you could be just 10 miles from there and have nothing but freezing train so far. I hope its coming down as snow in the Poconos. The cCats, DAX, and Greens are going to jackpot 8"-16" of white gold from this.
I've got 4+ inches already and no sign of a plow truck


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I can't help but wonder, can you talk dirty on Christian mingle dot com?

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I've recently realized that I find commercials more entertaining than regular programming. I especially like infomercials for their high amusement value.

Hot Booties, Christian Mingle, non stick frying pans, expandable garden hoses....I can't get enough. I laugh more at these ads than two hours of the comedy channel or 3 years of SNL.

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12-26-2012, 06:07 PM
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Only to young boys if you're a priest.

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well done

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Stop it snow. Stop it right now.

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12-26-2012, 06:32 PM
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Only to young boys if you're a priest.
Don't hate, everyone needs a little lovin.

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This TaN may have the largest collection of inappropriate posts.

Well done lads.

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12-26-2012, 07:21 PM
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Well done lads.
It's only 1/6th done. If you want I can go on. Haven't been thread-banned from one in a while.

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12-26-2012, 07:30 PM
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So the actress from Firefly and Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles, Summer Glau's last name is pronounced like "how"... But if it was pronounced "Glow" I feel like it would be a natural porn star name.

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12-26-2012, 07:38 PM
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So the actress from Firefly and Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles, Summer Glau's last name is pronounced like "how"... But if it was pronounced "Glow" I feel like it would be a natural porn star name.
Names actually have been shown to have at least some impact on one's life

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12-26-2012, 07:43 PM
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Names actually have been shown to have at least some impact on one's life
Yea, people assume I'm a alcoholic Irish because my name is Pat. Jokes on them, I'm not Irish!

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Yea, people assume I'm a alcoholic Irish because my name is Pat. Jokes on them, I'm not Irish!
Really? I kind of assumed you where to be honest... haha

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12-26-2012, 08:26 PM
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How much crap in NYC/NJ? Enough for NJT to stop for a long time..?

and my name's John, so people think I'm some italian mobster

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Really? I kind of assumed you where to be honest... haha
Exactly haha. Hungarian and German. Parents named me after Sundstrom and was born about a year after his 8 point playoff game

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12-26-2012, 08:41 PM
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Psh, that's like half the chicks at college.

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