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12-27-2012, 05:53 AM
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And religious often means nothing for fidelity too.
Damn right, a woman who was big church lady, no one suspected her of anything either. Turns out she was ****in around on her husband with a married dude, also members of parish.

Guy's wife was supposed to be away on business and she decided she would go over to his house and surprise him. Well, she did b/c the wife's trip cancelled last minute and she was surprised by this "church lady" jumping into bed with them.

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Now that my mothers surgery was cancelled for tomorrow. I can go to the Stress Factory as planned and get drunk. It seems like a lot of people got sick this week because my mom has it to now (why it was cancelled).


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If it's because of the weather, that's bad. If it's because of drugs, that's good.
And don't do drugs during a blizzard. Unless your in an igloo. You only make that mistake once, I tell you what.

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Post of the year. From April.
thanks for the reminder. rg, still waiting on that

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thanks for the reminder. rg, still waiting on that
No, someone got right on it like a few hours later before I even saw it. It was pretty decent too.

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No, someone got right on it like a few hours later before I even saw it. It was pretty decent too.
oh my god youre right lol..totally forgot about that. scott04, well done! i think i'll be changing my avatar shortly..


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help, TaN.

I live on the first floor of my apartment (no one below me but a parking garage). I’d very much like to start punching things- maybe a bag, maybe one of those headless dudes with the washboard abs? but I don’t want to make a lot of noise (people next to me or above). anyone know of any products out there that would fit my needs? we have a gym in the building, which is nice, but this would be more for just throwing punches for 15 minutes straight (if that) before collapsing into a disgusting mess at night.

ideas? we do have a balcony as well, but I think if you see a guy at night wailing away on an object while you’re walking your dog or whatever, you might think they are psychotic.

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help, TaN.

I live on the first floor of my apartment (no one below me but a parking garage). I’d very much like to start punching things- maybe a bag, maybe one of those headless dudes with the washboard abs? but I don’t want to make a lot of noise (people next to me or above). anyone know of any products out there that would fit my needs? we have a gym in the building, which is nice, but this would be more for just throwing punches for 15 minutes straight (if that) before collapsing into a disgusting mess at night.

ideas? we do have a balcony as well, but I think if you see a guy at night wailing away on an object while you’re walking your dog or whatever, you might think they are psychotic.

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If it's because of the weather, that's bad. If it's because of drugs, that's good.
Weather lol...option 2 is not good for me lol

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fligglegiggle. duly noted, but not quite what i need. im also rejecting the 6 foot tall 'tree' of lollipops i plundered as a kid on vacation in a southern Shoney's. also not looking for sex dolls, robotic pool cleaners, or elderly invalids. i will, however, consider a robotic sex invalid.

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Hang a side of beef outside like Rocky. It'll stay good in this weather, and if you get hungry...

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so i had my exit "interview"

basically, "here's some forms, bring me your laptop and badge on your last day kthxbye"

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give those forms the same treatment you got

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So much for snow...a bolt of lightning just struck nearby...
Yeah, stayed just a touch too warm for snow in most places, though plenty of folks did get at least a fee inches. The next storm common through in a few days looks good for 3"-6" for almost the entire state of NJ though.

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Yeah, stayed just a touch too warm for snow in most places, though plenty of folks did get at least a fee inches. The next storm common through in a few days looks good for 3"-6" for almost the entire state of NJ though.
It wasn;t a touch...it was 40 degrees outside. Impressive that there was actually so much lightning and thunder even though it was cool.

Guess I get to leave through the snow. Figures that I go away when it finally snows lol

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No, someone got right on it like a few hours later before I even saw it. It was pretty decent too.

My minions came through.

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oh my god youre right lol..totally forgot about that. scott04, well done! i think i'll be changing my avatar shortly..


Further proof I needed (and still do need) a life. At least I sort of accomplished something in my boredom.

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help, TaN.

I live on the first floor of my apartment (no one below me but a parking garage). I’d very much like to start punching things- maybe a bag, maybe one of those headless dudes with the washboard abs? but I don’t want to make a lot of noise (people next to me or above). anyone know of any products out there that would fit my needs? we have a gym in the building, which is nice, but this would be more for just throwing punches for 15 minutes straight (if that) before collapsing into a disgusting mess at night.

ideas? we do have a balcony as well, but I think if you see a guy at night wailing away on an object while you’re walking your dog or whatever, you might think they are psychotic.


You don't need a full weight bag for your purposes so this should be decent, plus you get a chin up bar out of it (and straps, for all your bondage needs). Make absolutely sure that you wrap your hands. You'll **** your hands up terribly if you do this without wraps, so go on Youtube and learn how to wrap your hands. I can't stress enough how bad it is to punch something over and over without stabilizing the bones in your hand.

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You don't need a full weight bag for your purposes so this should be decent, plus you get a chin up bar out of it (and straps, for all your bondage needs). Make absolutely sure that you wrap your hands. You'll **** your hands up terribly if you do this without wraps, so go on Youtube and learn how to wrap your hands. I can't stress enough how bad it is to punch something over and over without stabilizing the bones in your hand.
Bondage needs eh...

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hmmmm...veeerrryyy interesting. im going to look into that. thanks!!

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Bondage needs eh...
50 Shades of Grey changed things dramatically.

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remember when WBC was going to picket the Sandy Hook funerals? Hack group Anonymous also had their plans, including hacking the WBC members Twitter accounts and posting their personal info.

Awesome.

http://www.anonpaste.me/anonpaste2/i...bIfZBqWpaGcMI=

Watch the cockroaches scurry from the light now.

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ehhh sheesh man..lol..i dunno. these people are the lowest of the low, but hacking them and publishing their personal info doesn’t seem right to me.

edit- meaning, this could produce unintentional consequences. what if, god forbid, another life is lost over this? there are some crazy radicals in this world..

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If you read that list two things shock me. *Well one really doesn't after you think about it a while and realize how much hate is learned, not inherent.

1) How many of them are lawyers.
2) There's really only 3 families involved and two of them are by marriage.*

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Those ***** are planning to picket for the firefighters who were shot in my city.

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All the WBC does at this point is bring out the best in people. I.e., the lines of people arm in arm protesting them when they protest.

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