Once upon a time, 12 guys shaved off large swaths of their pubic hair and sent it to our high school principal as express mail.
The time for doing so was a music festival, the decision sparked by an earth bong and unprecedented amounts of alcohol. The reason is more murky to me, something about our principal being a bit of an ******* for sure, but I do not recall specifics... nor were such likely to have been needed.
What I do know is a: the letter was a thick one that was crunchy to the touch and b: the principal was no less of an ass after having received it.
Oh common now... I know you guys all think that girl is a big bunch of sexy. Don't try to deny it. It's the blue glasses that completes the look of awesomeness, but the most disconcerting thing to me aside from the funky lip-curling smile is that her legs look thicker than most mens.
Look if she's letting her leg hair grow so she can send it along with a few "border pubes" to Uncle Gary (we should encourage her to send some to Fehr also), I applaud her citizen activism.