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01-03-2013, 09:10 AM
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How large are we talking by the way? Like height, and weight?

The one I spoke of is about 5'2'', and 180 maybe. She could be 200, but I'm not so sure as she had a B cup which for someone her size is very small.

I've hit rock bottom with this insomnia.
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For having insomnia, you guys are up early xD

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Awwww. That's no fun.

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For having insomnia, you guys are up early xD
I've been sleeping poorly the last few nights I think. Bodily chemicals are what I'm blaming. At least I'm not too tired during the day.

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I lol at all of you freezing your ass' off in New Jersey. I spent yesterday playing golf and it was beautiful outside. 75 and sunny with a few clouds. And once the fog lifts i shall be walking down to the pool to chill all day ^_^.
I thoroughly enjoy winter. I'm just jealous you were able to play golf. I miss golf

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king of queens is a perfect example of large guys getting attractive, think girls. can you think of a tv show that has ever portrayed the opposite?

just wondering...im racking my brain and cant think of one

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Large guys getting large, unattractive girls?
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Also, Roseanne.

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01-03-2013, 11:09 AM
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I think he meant thin guy, big girl.

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01-03-2013, 11:14 AM
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I did see an episode of some show where a thin guy was seduced by a large girl, can't think of the name of it though.

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i did mean that, RG. like, Elaine in seinfeld weighs a cool 200 bills

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01-03-2013, 11:18 AM
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I think he meant thin guy, big girl.

theres got to be a show like that on BET channel

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01-03-2013, 11:19 AM
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Although there are millions of real-life examples of that, you will probably never see it on tv. All the media wants you to think about large women is that they are gross and loud-mouthed.
I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world...

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Jersey Shore?

Snooki and the guidos?

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Jersey Shore?

Snooki and the guidos?
Ehhh. That might also be accurate.

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But is Snooki considered "large" or "thick"?

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After looking at Google Images (you guys suck for that! lol), I'd have to say Snooki is, at best, thick, not large. Largely unattractive, but not a large woman, if she is really a woman...

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But is Snooki considered "large" or "thick"?
Depends on which season. I guess she's thick because she could shed it so easily to get to where she is today.


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if i had known a simple question wold lead to a picture of snooki, i would have unplugged the internet. sorry everyone

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Depends on which season. I guess she's thick because she could shed it so easily to get to where she is today.

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01-03-2013, 11:39 AM
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It's not so much the weight as it is the figure. There's nothing wrong with a girl in the mid 100's if she's still got a nice hourglass and a nice face. They also do tend to be (daytime edit) "gifted" in certain activities.

I'll take 5'4" 140 over 5'4" 108 any day.

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Anorexic
(start of my threshold)
Model-thin (with Cocaine) *disclaimer - must also be attractive, not just thin*
Model-thin (without Cocaine)
Skinny
Toned
Average
Curvy
Sturdy *disclaimer - must also be toned or athletically shaped... a lot of softball players come to mind. Nice legs are a must.*
(end of my threshold)
Thick
Hefty
Jiggly
Fat
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01-03-2013, 12:02 PM
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Anorexic
(start of my threshold)
Model-thin (with Cocaine) *disclaimer - must also be attractive, not just thin*
Model-thin (without Cocaine)
Skinny
Toned
Average
Curvy
Sturdy *disclaimer - must also be toned or athletically shaped... a lot of softball players come to mind. Nice legs are a must.*
(end of my threshold)
Thick
Hefty
Jiggly
Fat
+
I think my threshold starts with "Curvy" and ends with "Thick" lol
What was it Mix-A-Lot said? 36-24-36? Only if she's 5'3".

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An easier metric for me is "how distracting would it be if she worked in my office and wore a pencil skirt every day?"









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