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01-03-2013, 01:31 PM
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Anyways, on a less objectifying tone (girls do it too so I don't feel bad), this is awesome:


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I tend to go for skinnier chicks. Not anorexic but they usually have only a little meat on em. I like to add to their meat by giving them some of mine.

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Anorexic
(start of my threshold)
Model-thin (with Cocaine) *disclaimer - must also be attractive, not just thin*
Model-thin (without Cocaine)
Skinny
Toned
Average
Curvy
Sturdy *disclaimer - must also be toned or athletically shaped... a lot of softball players come to mind. Nice legs are a must.*
(end of my threshold)
Thick
Hefty
Jiggly
Fat
+
what about a relatively in-shape person wearing 14 tons of padding?

wait wrong thread

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Lundqvist?

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Freaking awesome do not want pic.

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I've always wanted to date a strawberry blonde/ maybe redhead. Maybe not date but ya.

Or Kate Beckinsale, my gosh

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01-03-2013, 02:41 PM
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Met a girl on NYE. Pretty sure she is a redhead. We've been texting all the time but when she texts me they are paragraphs. Not just once out of a few texts, almost every single text.

Red flag?

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Met a girl on NYE. Pretty sure she is a redhead. We've been texting all the time but when she texts me they are paragraphs. Not just once out of a few texts, almost every single text.

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01-03-2013, 02:50 PM
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not gonna lie from what i remember she looks like her. im not kidding lol.

ill find out next week when we meet up for dinner.

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Met a girl on NYE. Pretty sure she is a redhead. We've been texting all the time but when she texts me they are paragraphs. Not just once out of a few texts, almost every single text.

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01-03-2013, 02:58 PM
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not gonna lie from what i remember she looks like her. im not kidding lol.

ill find out next week when we meet up for dinner.
She's gonna lock you in her van.

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Every 4-5 texts is a paragraph = intelligent/outgoing
Every text is a paragraph=run

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is it possible shes a mute?

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01-03-2013, 03:35 PM
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It's worth finding out if she's crazy, right? Just don't get attached yet.

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I tend to go for skinnier chicks. Not anorexic but they usually have only a little meat on em. I like to add to their meat by giving them some of mine.
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Don't worry BR! I'm back home so now we can talk about wings and ribs all night!
Cool hope you're trip went well!

The girl I really want is out of my life now. Long story, but I cut off communication with her 5 years ago this month. It was my fault cause I was an ass. I kept thinking once I moved here I would get back in contact with her. Once I moved here in September 2011 I found out she had moved to California just weeks before.

TCRF, and I talk about this nightly.

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It's worth finding out if she's crazy, right? Just don't get attached yet.
I say this. Probably too early to tell. Also it kinda depends on context. Is it a paragraph of nothing? Or does she just not abbreviated the way she spells things (your/you're instead of ur, etc)? I type longer texts, but that's because I keep it grammatically correct for whatever reason. But I still keep it to the length of one normal text. And while I'm not all there, I'm not crazy... I think.

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I say this. Probably too early to tell. Also it kinda depends on context. Is it a paragraph of nothing? Or does she just not abbreviated the way she spells things (your/you're instead of ur, etc)? I type longer texts, but that's because I keep it grammatically correct for whatever reason. But I still keep it to the length of one normal text. And while I'm not all there, I'm not crazy... I think.
I do something similar.

As long as you keep your exit strategy ready, see what happens dude.

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01-03-2013, 03:54 PM
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I hate when people especially girls type one word messages. I can never tell if they're uninterested or not.

Especially the dreaded one letter text K.

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01-03-2013, 04:14 PM
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'k' sucks. i get that in emails fro coworkers. i spend 20 minutes crafting a clear and simple email, and get 'k' in return.

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'k' sucks. i get that in emails fro coworkers. i spend 20 minutes crafting a clear and simple email, and get 'k' in return.
you prefer this?

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Yes.
Gosh darnit.

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I say this. Probably too early to tell. Also it kinda depends on context. Is it a paragraph of nothing? Or does she just not abbreviated the way she spells things (your/you're instead of ur, etc)? I type longer texts, but that's because I keep it grammatically correct for whatever reason. But I still keep it to the length of one normal text. And while I'm not all there, I'm not crazy... I think.
Fortunately it isn't a paragraph of nothing but it's just long ass texts lol

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