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01-03-2013, 09:12 PM
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Public washrooms... Lollll

That's just wrong. I feel the need to burn my clothes after simply entering a Wrigley bathroom.

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01-03-2013, 09:16 PM
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I'd be willing to bet that the sink faucets and bathroom door handle have a lot more germs than touching wang for .01 seconds.

I only wash my hands after pissing when there is another co-worker in the bathroom with me. I hate touching the cold, wet faucet that has who knows what on it.

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01-03-2013, 09:23 PM
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I'd be willing to bet that the sink faucets and bathroom door handle have a lot more germs than touching wang for .01 seconds.

I only wash my hands after pissing when there is another co-worker in the bathroom with me. I hate touching the cold, wet faucet that has who knows what on it.
Faucets are the worst. You wash your hand, and then turn off the faucet...and that knob is dirty from everyone turning it before they washed their hands. You're getting the germs right back.

Always use either a foot pedal sink, an automatic sensor one, or use a paper towel to turn off the faucet.

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Your clothing will have trace amounts of fecal matter on them after being in the washing machine.

There's a difference between something being there and enough of that something being there to actually hurt you.
Your toothbrush, assuming you keep it in the bathroom like everyone does, even has fecal matter on it.

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Your toothbrush, assuming you keep it in the bathroom like everyone does, even has fecal matter on it.
I don't like hearing how I brush my teeth with poop!

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If you think men's washrooms are bad, you haven't seen any women's.

At work, I've walked into a stall, only to see black poo fill the bowl, not grey, no, black like the color of black licorice. You have to ask yourself what do you eat to have that happen to yourself. That's not even the worst part, there was no toilet paper in the bowl. Think about it!

I've seen blood drippings all over the seat. I've seen hygenic pads just stuck on top of the box they are meant to be put inside of, with the bloody/dirty part facing upwards.

My coworkers have actually seen poo on ground next to the toilet. How does this happen where you miss the bowl completely and have it land on the ground? Then to just leave it there for the next person to walk into?

Needless to say, nothing surprises me about the people at work. And i haven't even gotten to the people who don't wash their hands or the awful smell that is suffocating in there. They are disgusting slobs.

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Public washrooms... Lollll

They showed this on Tosh 2.0. Then look what he did.
http://tosh.comedycentral.com/video-...uthouse-diving

People who don't wash their hands are just helping out with the enviroment by saving water.

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Your toothbrush, assuming you keep it in the bathroom like everyone does, even has fecal matter on it.
I keep mine inside a plastic travel case inside the medicine cabinet

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Faucets are the worst. You wash your hand, and then turn off the faucet...and that knob is dirty from everyone turning it before they washed their hands. You're getting the germs right back.

Always use either a foot pedal sink, an automatic sensor one, or use a paper towel to turn off the faucet.
My local costco has no doors (long hallways like the ones in casinos) and automatic sensor faucets, but they don't have auto-dispensable paper towels.

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I believe that everybody has committed some sort of faux-pax in a public washroom at one time or another. Does not mean that every single person is disgusting. Just happens, you make a mistake for whatever reason.

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If you think men's washrooms are bad, you haven't seen any women's.

At work, I've walked into a stall, only to see black poo fill the bowl, not grey, no, black like the color of black licorice. You have to ask yourself what do you eat to have that happen to yourself. That's not even the worst part, there was no toilet paper in the bowl. Think about it!

I've seen blood drippings all over the seat. I've seen hygenic pads just stuck on top of the box they are meant to be put inside of, with the bloody/dirty part facing upwards.

My coworkers have actually seen poo on ground next to the toilet. How does this happen where you miss the bowl completely and have it land on the ground? Then to just leave it there for the next person to walk into?

Needless to say, nothing surprises me about the people at work. And i haven't even gotten to the people who don't wash their hands or the awful smell that is suffocating in there. They are disgusting slobs.
This is amazing

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If you think men's washrooms are bad, you haven't seen any women's.

At work, I've walked into a stall, only to see black poo fill the bowl, not grey, no, black like the color of black licorice. You have to ask yourself what do you eat to have that happen to yourself. That's not even the worst part, there was no toilet paper in the bowl. Think about it!

I've seen blood drippings all over the seat. I've seen hygenic pads just stuck on top of the box they are meant to be put inside of, with the bloody/dirty part facing upwards.

My coworkers have actually seen poo on ground next to the toilet. How does this happen where you miss the bowl completely and have it land on the ground? Then to just leave it there for the next person to walk into?

Needless to say, nothing surprises me about the people at work. And i haven't even gotten to the people who don't wash their hands or the awful smell that is suffocating in there. They are disgusting slobs.
hoooo-ly ****...i never considered the additional feminine hygiene products when women use the restroom. I have this weird mental block in my head that women are far more hygienic than men and that all womens restrooms look as though they're clean enough to eat in and smell of fresh flowers and blooming meadows. Guys-we're just animals; we have penis's that dont aim in any particular direction, its assumed there's going to be pee on the floor in the mens restroom. My entire view of women and their restroom habits has been shattered.

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hoooo-ly ****...i never considered the additional feminine hygiene products when women use the restroom. I have this weird mental block in my head that women are far more hygienic than men and that all womens restrooms look as though they're clean enough to eat in and smell of fresh flowers and blooming meadows. Guys-we're just animals; we have penis's that dont aim in any particular direction, its assumed there's going to be pee on the floor in the mens restroom. My entire view of women and their restroom habits has been shattered.
Washrooms at school can be pretty nasty at times. I've seen horrible things when I was in university... the busiest washrooms tended to be the dirtiest. Since I started working I've noticed the washrooms to be very clean. Obviously big workplaces or offices have a cleaning team that comes multiple times per day to make sure everything is top notch while schools may not have that luxury.

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More importantly, why don't people wash their hands after going to the bathroom?

That is the single most disgusting thing on this planet, and I see way too many people just walk out of the bathroom without washing their hands. I cringe when I shake someone's hand not knowing if they wash their hands or not. It's like not brushing your teeth, it just doesn't make sense.
this is probably the same reason why Donald Trump doesn't like shaking hands either.

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1. Unzip
2. Open hole in boxers
3. Shake wang free
4. Pee
5. Pull hole in boxers down and tuck away wang
6. Zip up
7. Flush urinal with elbow

I don't even touch my wang. Why should I have to wash my hands?

If it's a number 2, I wash them just by principle, though.

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1. Unzip
2. Open hole in boxers
3. Shake wang free
4. Pee
5. Flush urinal with elbow

I don't even touch my wang. Why should I have to wash my hands?

If it's a number 2, I wash them just by principle, though.
How do you get it back in ?

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1. Unzip
2. Open hole in boxers
3. Shake wang free
4. Pee
5. Pull hole in boxers down and tuck away wang
6. Zip up
5. Flush urinal with elbow

I don't even touch my wang. Why should I have to wash my hands?

If it's a number 2, I wash them just by principle, though.
Thanks for sharing.

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How do you get it back in ?
Realized I forgot, edited my post

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Thanks for sharing.
You're welcome. Just realize that not all people who don't wash their hands after peeing are being gross or putting anyone in danger of contamination.

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That's just wrong. I feel the need to burn my clothes after simply entering a Wrigley bathroom.
Even worse the Fenway's. At least fenway has actual walls

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Unless it's an absolutely emergency, I refuse to use public bathrooms.

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I rarely use public bathrooms. The one at work is the most I'll use but there are three toilets in that bathroom and the one I use is rarely used by anyone else.

Best way to flush the toilet is with your foot.

I also don't understand one of my co-workers. Washes his hands, then takes a pee and then walks out. You touched it, dude. Wash up again or at least use a hand sanitizer. Every time he does it, I pull a Jerry Seinfeld reaction.

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At work, I've walked into a stall, only to see black poo fill the bowl, not grey, no, black like the color of black licorice.
Almost corrected you on the spelling of staal stall

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I always flush. True story, in September I started high school. I **** you not, first time I open a stall and it's covered in wet.. yea.

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