I am over 40 by a bit. I've learned to sticky/unsticky, delete threads and merge two threads.
I have no idea how to merge 30, and I only have an hour for lunch.
I think we need a new mod with more dedication to the board than to his ham sandwich.. Agreed, this is a vital situation and hopefully it is resolved soon so we can see a bunch of "Is Kevin Lowe an idiot for making this trade?" threads instead!