I'm incredibly drunk. I went to my friend's nightclub and had a great time. Happy New Year all.
Clearly Lord Applebottom is in full form, because I had an older woman throwing herself at me tonight. Think selyar +25 years and a nasty divorce. She is even an engineer, so I'm not way off base with this. However, her friends made sure she did not make any poor decisions, so I am left unsatisfied.
I was drunk off of eating the fruits in this pot of like, 6 different alcohols together the other day.. It was pretty good, but then I had wine. I don't like wine For the record, I must've eaten about 4 or 5 pounds of alcohol soaked fruits and then the alcohol