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01-17-2013, 12:46 AM
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Oh, the meh was for me not wanting to travel. Nothing against it, I like the south a lot.

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We complicate things. To get laid in three steps:

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What if all you end up with is an ugly? What if the whole bar is full of uglies?

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What if all you end up with is an ugly? What if the whole bar is full of uglies?
They might give you a heck of a time in the dark, man.

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What if all you end up with is an ugly? What if the whole bar is full of uglies?
It happens.

If the whole bar is ugly you need to reevaluate the places you go to

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They might give you a heck of a time in the dark, man.
Ooffff no thanks!

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It happens.

If the whole bar is ugly you need to reevaluate the places you go to
I don't go to any, and I also lay in bed by myself at night haha.

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Your loss.
Oh come on man let's hear some stories about you baggin some uglies!

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I like stories.
Why don't you tell us one then?

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01-17-2013, 01:15 AM
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Oh come on man let's hear some stories about you baggin some uglies!
I absolutely should have done more of that. My theory is that less pretty girls feel like they have to make up for it by being wilder in bed. But I was too ****ed up with how many points this and this girl had on the whatwillmybuddiesthink-scale. The lost sex for that ****, I tell you...

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My standards ain't too high as long as the face looks good. Even if they're a little heavy no big deal. Just have good hygiene, and no nasty smelling vag. I might be getting a little too NSFW here!

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Why don't you tell us one then?
One time my buddies dad called up a bunch of escorts called "The Lollipop Girls" as a joke using one of our names. The pimp called back threatening to kill us and give someone a Colombian Necktie. My buddy's Dad then handed us an Japanese Arisika and told us to defend the house while he left.

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Oh, the meh was for me not wanting to travel. Nothing against it, I like the south a lot.
I meant why are you going to Alabama? Not a whole lot going on there

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One time my buddies dad called up a bunch of escorts called "The Lollipop Girls" as a joke using one of our names. The pimp called back threatening to kill us and give someone a Colombian Necktie. My buddy's Dad then handed us an Japanese Arisika and told us to defend the house while he left.
Seriously? I'm assuming the pimp never got back to you then?

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01-17-2013, 01:21 AM
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I meant why are you going to Alabama? Not a whole lot going on there
Oh. I am playing a couple of concerts here, in Mobile. Just got here and almost ate myself to death, food is incredible I have to say.

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01-17-2013, 01:22 AM
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We were a bunch of idiot kids then (heh still are) so we just assumed that some man in a low rider was going to gun us down with a gold plated Uzi.

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We were a bunch of idiot kids then (heh still are) so we just assumed that some man in a low rider was going to gun us down with a gold plated Uzi.
Haha that was a good one though! I wish I had something, but I don't have anything. Got some NSFW stuff.

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Oh. I am playing a couple of concerts here, in Mobile. Just got here and almost ate myself to death, food is incredible I have to say.
Southern good is the best food and worst food at the same time

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Its pretty hilarious, really nails Russian everyday life

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oohhh boy do I have a story about this. a story to top all stories. but, no matter how cleverly I wrote it, it would get me banned from this site, which I’d rather avoid at this time

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Some of that stuff looked suspiciously staged, lol.

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I think it's time for a new mattress though if I want a long term solution. Anybody got a suggestion for the best bed I'll ever own that doesn't cost as much as a small car?

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