Oh come on man let's hear some stories about you baggin some uglies!
I absolutely should have done more of that. My theory is that less pretty girls feel like they have to make up for it by being wilder in bed. But I was too ****ed up with how many points this and this girl had on the whatwillmybuddiesthink-scale. The lost sex for that ****, I tell you...
One time my buddies dad called up a bunch of escorts called "The Lollipop Girls" as a joke using one of our names. The pimp called back threatening to kill us and give someone a Colombian Necktie. My buddy's Dad then handed us an Japanese Arisika and told us to defend the house while he left.
Seriously? I'm assuming the pimp never got back to you then?