OT: The Thread About Nothing Part 186: Cycles are more than just Mayannaise Calendars

[VaxjoDevil]

Originally Posted by Rhodes 81

Why?

Oh, the meh was for me not wanting to travel. Nothing against it, I like the south a lot.

[manilaNJ]

Originally Posted by CerebralGenesis

Ya women are a pain

The worst.

[VaxjoDevil]

We complicate things. To get laid in three steps:

1) Go to a bar
2) Stay until it closes
3) Lower your level of ambition in terms of looks dramatically

90% chance of success.

[Bleedred]

What if all you end up with is an ugly? What if the whole bar is full of uglies?

[VaxjoDevil]

Originally Posted by Bleedred

What if all you end up with is an ugly? What if the whole bar is full of uglies?

They might give you a heck of a time in the dark, man.

[DatBoyJPP]

Originally Posted by Bleedred

What if all you end up with is an ugly? What if the whole bar is full of uglies?

It happens.

If the whole bar is ugly you need to reevaluate the places you go to

[Bleedred]

Originally Posted by VaxjoDevil

They might give you a heck of a time in the dark, man.

Ooffff no thanks!

Originally Posted by DatBoyJPP

It happens.

If the whole bar is ugly you need to reevaluate the places you go to

I don't go to any, and I also lay in bed by myself at night haha.

[VaxjoDevil]

Originally Posted by Bleedred

Ooffff no thanks!

Your loss.

[Bleedred]

Originally Posted by VaxjoDevil

Your loss.

Oh come on man let's hear some stories about you baggin some uglies!

[Bob Richards]

I like stories.

[Bleedred]

Originally Posted by Bob Richards

I like stories.

Why don't you tell us one then?

[VaxjoDevil]

Originally Posted by Bleedred

Oh come on man let's hear some stories about you baggin some uglies!

I absolutely should have done more of that. My theory is that less pretty girls feel like they have to make up for it by being wilder in bed. But I was too ****ed up with how many points this and this girl had on the whatwillmybuddiesthink-scale. The lost sex for that ****, I tell you...

[Bleedred]

My standards ain't too high as long as the face looks good. Even if they're a little heavy no big deal. Just have good hygiene, and no nasty smelling vag. I might be getting a little too NSFW here!

[Bob Richards]

Originally Posted by Bleedred

Why don't you tell us one then?

One time my buddies dad called up a bunch of escorts called "The Lollipop Girls" as a joke using one of our names. The pimp called back threatening to kill us and give someone a Colombian Necktie. My buddy's Dad then handed us an Japanese Arisika and told us to defend the house while he left.

[Rhodes 81]

Originally Posted by VaxjoDevil

Oh, the meh was for me not wanting to travel. Nothing against it, I like the south a lot.

I meant why are you going to Alabama? Not a whole lot going on there

[Bleedred]

Originally Posted by Bob Richards

One time my buddies dad called up a bunch of escorts called "The Lollipop Girls" as a joke using one of our names. The pimp called back threatening to kill us and give someone a Colombian Necktie. My buddy's Dad then handed us an Japanese Arisika and told us to defend the house while he left.

Seriously? I'm assuming the pimp never got back to you then?

[VaxjoDevil]

Originally Posted by Rhodes 81

I meant why are you going to Alabama? Not a whole lot going on there

Oh. I am playing a couple of concerts here, in Mobile. Just got here and almost ate myself to death, food is incredible I have to say.

[Bob Richards]

Originally Posted by Bleedred

Seriously? I'm assuming the pimp never got back to you then?

We were a bunch of idiot kids then (heh still are) so we just assumed that some man in a low rider was going to gun us down with a gold plated Uzi.

[Bleedred]

Originally Posted by Bob Richards

We were a bunch of idiot kids then (heh still are) so we just assumed that some man in a low rider was going to gun us down with a gold plated Uzi.

Haha that was a good one though! I wish I had something, but I don't have anything. Got some NSFW stuff.

[Rhodes 81]

Originally Posted by VaxjoDevil

Oh. I am playing a couple of concerts here, in Mobile. Just got here and almost ate myself to death, food is incredible I have to say.

Southern good is the best food and worst food at the same time

[Oroku Saki]

I hate being an insomniac.

[Capt Brycey Poo]

A video: A day in Russia

http://www.riemurasia.net/jylppy/med...id=112736&c=11

Its pretty hilarious, really nails Russian everyday life

[MartyOwns]

Originally Posted by Bleedred

nasty smelling

oohhh boy do I have a story about this. a story to top all stories. but, no matter how cleverly I wrote it, it would get me banned from this site, which I’d rather avoid at this time

[FirmestPiano]

Some of that stuff looked suspiciously staged, lol.

[Richer's Ghost]

Vicodin is a great thing. Back pain the last 3 days when waking up. Pop a Vicodin and an Aleve and 30 min later, I'm comfortably numb.

I think it's time for a new mattress though if I want a long term solution. Anybody got a suggestion for the best bed I'll ever own that doesn't cost as much as a small car?