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01-17-2013, 05:32 PM
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We've actually gone to McDonalds after the bars have closed just to try to pick up some women.
At that point you need to admit you have a problem. Although one time I apparently almost got a girl at a Taco Bell at like 3am but I was far too blacked out to remember anything so...

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01-17-2013, 05:49 PM
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That's where step 3 comes into play
I prefer to keep my standards up and my STD count down.

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We've actually gone to McDonalds after the bars have closed just to try to pick up some women.
Never done that. I imagine any girl who will **** for a double cheeseburger probably isn't worth it.

Shadiest place I've ever picked up a girl is Manos Diner in Ithaca at 4 am when my friends and I were trashed off Mad Dog 20/20.

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01-17-2013, 06:30 PM
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I might need to head to McDonalds at 3:00 AM! Not sure they're open though!

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The girls there weren't that bad!

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That's the alcohol talking

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01-17-2013, 06:33 PM
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The girls there weren't that bad!
Did you see them again in the morning?

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01-17-2013, 06:53 PM
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Never hooked up with anyone from the D's yet. I will some day though! Gotten into a fight with some french people, but that's it.

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Did you see them again in the morning?
He may have still been drunk in the morning. Probably not the best question.

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One time I went to McDonalds with this girl I met, and her friend. I didn't eat anything, because I didn't really wanna be there cause the girl didn't look very good. They were extremely immature, and were laughing at not a customer, but an EMPLOYEE picking pickles off the glass that someone had thrown on the windows. I failed to see why this was so ****in hilarious, and they called me immature, and said I was anti social.

Meanwhile my maturity level is probably way lower than their's, and I have a great sense of humor. That to me was not even a little bit funny at all. If it were someone eating in there doing it, maybe then I would have gotten a laugh.

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One time I went to McDonalds with this girl I met, and her friend. I didn't eat anything, because I didn't really wanna be there cause the girl didn't look very good. They were extremely immature, and were laughing at not a customer, but an EMPLOYEE picking pickles off the glass that someone had thrown on the windows. I failed to see why this was so ****in hilarious, and they called me immature, and said I was anti social.

Meanwhile my maturity level is probably way lower than their's, and I have a great sense of humor. That to me was not even a little bit funny at all. If it were someone eating in there doing it, maybe then I would have gotten a laugh.
It too damn hot for a penguin to just be walking around

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During my senior year of college the McDonalds within walking distance of campus became 24/7, both drive thru AND inside. That was probably the dumbest thing they could ever do. Go in there at 3, 4, or 5 AM on a Friday night or Saturday night (well, I guess Saturday or Sunday morning then?) and it was likely loaded with hammered college kids. Fun times actually. Except that they were so ridiculously slow and understaffed for the crazy amount of people they got at that time of day.

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I don't even like McDonalds. My favorite burger joint is Hardees. They don't have them in Jersey or in the north at all. Out west they're called Carl's Jr.

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Oh I see what's going on here. So sorry to interrupt! Proceed!

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Oops. Where should I post it then?

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I prefer to keep my standards up and my STD count down.

Never done that. I imagine any girl who will **** for a double cheeseburger probably isn't worth it.

Shadiest place I've ever picked up a girl is Manos Diner in Ithaca at 4 am when my friends and I were trashed off Mad Dog 20/20.
You make assumptions on these girls man. Girls will surprise you.

Years and years ago I spent 600 French francs on a stripper in a bar (yeah it was before Euro time, long before), we talked and she was kind of charming. We decided to meet the day after at Place St. Michel. I got there, and she actually showed up. We went for a glass of wine and ended up spending the night. She was one of the most prudish girls I met, stripper as she was. She insisted on paying for herself. She loved classical music. An incredibly sweet girl actually. Probably had slept with half the number of guys than the ordinary Swedish blonde who will "keep your standards up".

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You make assumptions on these girls man. Girls will surprise you.

Probably had slept with half the number of guys than the ordinary Swedish blonde who will "keep your standards up".
Ya, that's true. I (and I'm sure many other men) do make too many unfair or untrue assumptions about women. I just wish it were easier for me to get a read on what they think about me. It's easy to be confident talking to women when you know they like you.

I'm not that worried about a girl's number if she's not. And my standards don't necessarily mean just looks.

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Thanks for the vid. Your best bet would to post it in Around the League thread:

http://hfboards.hockeysfuture.com/sh...320947&page=21

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We complicate things. To get laid in three steps:

1) Go to a bar
2) Stay until it closes
3) Lower your level of ambition in terms of looks dramatically

90% chance of success.
Sounds like a healthy lifestyle

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