We'll tell Callahan he's having chicken parm before the game. We lay out a plate of gourmet chicken parm on the table for him. Then we tell him his agent called and it's urgent. He gets up to answer the phone leaving the parm unattended.
Then we go find Milan Lucic and tell him there's a leftover plate of chicken parm and ask him if he wants it. Being the animal he is, he'll never refuse food.
Then we bring Callahan back in, he sees Lucic eating his chicken parm, and turns into the Incredible Hulk. He promptly breaks Lucic and scores 8 goals.
__________________ Official 2014-15 Dan Girardi Own Goal Tally:0