OT: Anything Goes 6: BBH/Culk Containment Thread

[MurrayBannerman]

Some terrible signs for College Gameday today.

"Butler Golf"

Real awesome there...

[Gootie]

Murray's jelly that Purdue doesn't host gameday

[MurrayBannerman]

Originally Posted by Gootie

Murray's jelly that Purdue doesn't host gameday

I would totally go

[Cullksinikers]

Originally Posted by DisgruntledHawkFan

And I can't wait to see the movie about the kid who beat kobayashi at a hot dog eating contest while breaking Pete Rose's hit record and writing the book in three innings while standing on first.

I appreciate the love.

And that charged the mound, right?

[RayP]

Originally Posted by Cullksinikers

I appreciate the love.

And that charged the mound, right?

With all the food you eat, you'd get winded before you reached the mound. Not really sure that would count as charging the mound.

[MurrayBannerman]

Replace Pete Rose with him and Ray Fosse is a happy man.

[DisgruntledHawkFan]

No, he laughed at the pitcher when he stumbled on the mound and he got punched in the face. He took his anger out by blasting bambi's mom with*his*Tahoe at 90 and didn't scratch it. He never made the hof because of his HGH use though.

[Hawkey39]

Lirl. Yall I'm loving this

[Gootie]

Originally Posted by DisgruntledHawkFan

No, he laughed at the pitcher when he stumbled on the mound and he got punched in the face. He took his anger out by blasting bambi's mom with*his*Tahoe at 90 and didn't scratch it. He never made the hof because of his HGH use though.

[Hawkey39]

I'm doing fantasy. Winning 31-119

[Cullksinikers]

Originally Posted by DisgruntledHawkFan

No, he laughed at the pitcher when he stumbled on the mound and he got punched in the face. He took his anger out by blasting bambi's mom with*his*Tahoe at 90 and didn't scratch it. He never made the hof because of his HGH use though.

Incorrect car and speed.

I guess all of that is better than almost dying from something that fell at work.

[Hawkey39]

Waiting for cullk to blow up in
3...2...1...

[DisgruntledHawkFan]

Who said this hypothetical story was about you? Jeeze, how big is your ego?

[Kurtosis]

Originally Posted by DisgruntledHawkFan

Who said this hypothetical story was about you? Jeeze, how big is your ego?

And there it is in a nutshell.

[Cullksinikers]

Originally Posted by DisgruntledHawkFan

Who said this hypothetical story was about you? Jeeze, how big is your ego?

You told me I could fire back. I don't have an ego. I'm just a number in this world.

[MurrayBannerman]

Originally Posted by DisgruntledHawkFan

Who said this hypothetical story was about you? Jeeze, how big is your ego?

Here he is. Your 2013 poster of the year!

[Cullksinikers]

Originally Posted by MurrayBannerman

Here he is. Your 2013 poster of the year!

Krishna is.

[Kurtosis]

DHF es en fuego!

[Cullksinikers]

Originally Posted by Kurtosis

DHF es en fuego!

It is really funny.

I kind of enjoy them, actually. Maybe I should tell other funny events or things I've succeeded at in my life so he can use them as different topics of joke posts. We can make this a new trend.

[Cullksinikers]

I met Magic Johnson once in the Bahamas and didn't get the HIV virus.

[DisgruntledHawkFan]

How does a kid with the highest GPA in the history of New Trier not know how blood born pathogens are spread?

[Cullksinikers]

Originally Posted by DisgruntledHawkFan

How does a kid with the highest GPA in the history of New Trier not know how blood born pathogens are spread?

Because I touch myself at night.

[Cullksinikers]

Cullksinikers: making it awkward since 2009.

[MurrayBannerman]

It's not really awkward when you expect it.

[Cullksinikers]

Also had a Portugese Breakfast yesterday that was quite exceptional.