This all goes back to the Frank Wallbanger case of '78. How about that! I looked something up! These books behind me don't just make the office look good, they're filled with useful legal tidbits just like that!
"Well, I didn't win your case. So here's your pizza."
"But Mr Hutz, we did win."
"That's ok, the box is empty."
__________________ "Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent." '13 Shark CI Tracker: 48 gms, 19-23-6 (SJ-Opponent-National/Market feed)19 SJ feeds in HD Sorry, I am not taking signature requests at this time.
David Crosby: Just take it one day at a time and know that I love you.
Lionel Hutz: I love you too, man.
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Exhibit A as to how hockey doesn't matter on ESPN:
Last night an ESPN program was discussing how the Detroit Pistons needed a hero citing the heroes on the Detroit Tigers, Detroit Lions and no mention of the Detroit Red Wings. All this despite the Red Wings probably being the most succesful team in Detroit right now.
__________________ “It’s embarrassing. I’m embarrassed to be here right now. It’s not even funny. And it’s just embarrassing, the way we, you know, the energy we have in the room and the way we approach practices and the way we approach this game. It’s not how you’re going to win any games in this league." - Jean-Sebastien Giguere, April 8 2013
"First some ground rules. Number one, we get a bathroom break every half an hour."
"Agreed. Number two, the jury will be chosen by me."
"Agreed. No, wait!"
"Silence! I give you the jury of the damned. Benedict Arnold, Lizzie Borden, Richard Nixon..."
"But I'm not dead yet. In fact, I just wrote an article for Redbook."
"Hey listen, I did a favor for you!"
"Yes, Master."
"John Wilkes Booth, Blackbeard the Pirate, John Dillinger, and the starting line of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers."
I am disgusted with the way old people are depicted on television. We are not all vibrant, fun-locing sex maniacs. Many of are bitter, resentful individuals, who remember the good old days when entertainment was bland and inoffensive.
I am disgusted with the way old people are depicted on television. We are not all vibrant, fun-locing sex maniacs. Many of are bitter, resentful individuals, who remember the good old days when entertainment was bland and inoffensive.
"Dear Mr. President. There are too many states nowadays. Please remove three. PS I am not a crackpot."
