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01-19-2013, 05:34 PM
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01-19-2013, 10:22 PM
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What's that? You want me to drink you? But i'm in the middle of a trial!

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What's that? You want me to drink you? But i'm in the middle of a trial!
"David, I'm really tempted right now!"

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01-20-2013, 12:15 AM
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This all goes back to the Frank Wallbanger case of '78. How about that! I looked something up! These books behind me don't just make the office look good, they're filled with useful legal tidbits just like that!

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"David, I'm really tempted right now!"
He was a musician?

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"David, I'm really tempted right now!"
David Crosby: Just take it one day at a time and know that I love you.
Lionel Hutz: I love you too, man.

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01-20-2013, 09:42 AM
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01-20-2013, 12:58 PM
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01-20-2013, 02:16 PM
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mr. simpson, the state bar forbids me from promising you a big cash settlement. but just between you and me, i promise you a big cash settlement.

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01-21-2013, 05:51 AM
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"It's alright Dad, maybe this is just for suspense before the miracle happens."


"He's useless! He's pathetic! He's-"
*lick*
"A Simpson."

That first one is my favourite and most uses Simpsons quote ever.

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01-22-2013, 12:05 PM
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01-22-2013, 12:11 PM
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I am disgusted with the way old people are depicted on television. We are not all vibrant, fun-locing sex maniacs. Many of are bitter, resentful individuals, who remember the good old days when entertainment was bland and inoffensive.

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Not me!


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01-22-2013, 02:40 PM
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