GDT: Bolts @ Canes

[Anton Dubinchuk]

I'm going to make a GDT now!

Lines:

Jason Bateman - Haley Joel Osment - Chain Smoker
Fats - Brandon Sutter - Char
Nigel Dawes - Olli Jokinen - Papa Smurf
Paul Maurice - OntarioFisherman - Anthony Stewart


Drunkard - Our only good player
AHL All Star - Lazy Finn
Master Interviewer - The worst player in the NHL
Apparently this dude sucks now


Dan Ellis



Tampa Bay lineup:

Stamkos-Stamkos-Stamkos
Corvo-Corvo-Corvo
Corvo-Corvo-Corvo
Corvo-Corvo-Corvo

Corvo-Corvo
Corvo-Matt Damon
Corvo-Corvo

Corvo

Either Stamkos or Corvo will be directly responsible for the game winning goal for the Lightning so the rest of the lineup doesn't really matter. Matt Damon is a gem and the face of a generation.

(Kudos to Oenatzu for the Tampa lines!)


Coming off of a 17-(-8) loss to the Florida Wildcats, the Carolina Panthers look to bounce back against hated rivals the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Tampa Bay, coached by former Panthers backup goalie Brian Boucher, are coming off a loss, but pack an offensive punch, led by captain Vincent Le'Cavalier (French for, "The Cavalier") and the reigning Rocket Richard Trophy winner John Stamos.





5-1 loss.

[bb99]

I held it together until John Stamos.

*high 5*

[tarheelhockey]

FACT: In the 2/8/99 episode of TV series "Ally McBeal", Haley Joel Osment made a brief appearance as a character named Eric Stall.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0510270/fullcredits#cast

[Novacane]

They better show up tonight. I hate going to a lousy home opener.

[tarheelhockey]

5-1


That is the ratio of $1 hot dogs to $1 popcorns that I plan to buy tonight.

[Anton Dubinchuk]

WHAT? $1 popcorn too??? I hate not being at games...

[Novacane]

1-1


That is the ratio of iced teas to pulled pork sandwiches I plan to have my dad buy for me tonight.

[Oenatzu]

Tampa Bay lineup:

Stamkos-Stamkos-Stamkos
Corvo-Corvo-Corvo
Corvo-Corvo-Corvo
Corvo-Corvo-Corvo

Corvo-Corvo
Corvo-Corvo
Corvo-Corvo

Corvo

Either Stamkos or Corvo will be directly responsible for the game winning goal for the Lightning so the rest of the lineup doesn't really matter.

[PublicEnemy]

I'm definitely being a good student and skipping differential equations today so that I don't miss the first period.

[Novacane]

The game will end on a phantom goaltender interference call with Stamkos ripping a one-timer past Ward on the ensuing powerplay in overtime.

[tarheelhockey]

Originally Posted by Novacane

The game will end on a phantom goaltender interference call with Stamkos ripping a one-timer past Ward on the ensuing powerplay in overtime.

[Anton Dubinchuk]

Originally Posted by Oenatzu

Tampa Bay lineup:

Stamkos-Stamkos-Stamkos
Corvo-Corvo-Corvo
Corvo-Corvo-Corvo
Corvo-Corvo-Corvo

Corvo-Corvo
Corvo-Corvo
Corvo-Corvo

Corvo

Either Stamkos or Corvo will be directly responsible for the game winning goal for the Lightning so the rest of the lineup doesn't really matter.

I was looking for the TB lines, thanks! Added to the OP with slight edits.

[Anton Dubinchuk]

Originally Posted by tarheelhockey

FACT: In the 2/8/99 episode of TV series "Ally McBeal", Haley Joel Osment made a brief appearance as a character named Eric Stall.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0510270/fullcredits#cast

Duly noted and added to the OP.

[tarheelhockey]

Our only good player

I'm racking my brain and just can't figure out who this could be.

[Anton Dubinchuk]

Originally Posted by tarheelhockey

I'm racking my brain and just can't figure out who this could be.

He selfishly was excited to get back to Carolina, leaving a bitter taste in the mouth of all the Checkers fans.

[Novacane]

Originally Posted by tarheelhockey

I'm racking my brain and just can't figure out who this could be.

Corvo. The defensive stalwart needs to be paired with the drunkard.

[tarheelhockey]

Originally Posted by Anton Dubinchuk

He selfishly was excited to get back to Carolina, leaving a bitter taste in the mouth of all the Checkers fans.

Well, I don't know who this guy is but he sounds like a real *******. I don't want him on my team, thank you very much.

[Oenatzu]

Hurricanes' front office has issued a traffic alert for the home opener, so there's a good chance that Corvo doesn't make it to the arena in time for the game.

[Gotta Catch Em Staal]

Originally Posted by Oenatzu

Hurricanes' front office has issued a traffic alert for the home opener, so there's a good chance that Corvo doesn't make it to the arena in time for the game.

Sounds to me like Corvo will be more important than ever for tonight, then.

[AntonfortheHart]

Originally Posted by Gotta Catch Em Staal

Sounds to me like Corvo will be more important than ever for tonight, then.

[Oenatzu]

Originally Posted by Gotta Catch Em Staal

Sounds to me like Corvo will be more important than ever for tonight, then.

Wasn't Sanguinetti called up for that duty?

[What the Faulk]

Originally Posted by Anton Dubinchuk

WHAT? $1 popcorn too??? I hate not being at games...

There are 3 Saturday and one Friday Family Nights with the same deal:

2/1 - Ottawa (Friday)
2/23 - Tampa
3/2 - Florida
4/13 - Boston

[Amaxing Joni Jokel]

Joe Corvo sucks

[Joe McGrath]

Originally Posted by Summer Ruutu

Joe Corvo sucks

I've decided I'm not going to say anything negative about Corvo tonight. Lets see how long I can last.

[Moosetache]

Really looking forward to the game tonight, and hoping we play at least decent. Gotta start getting pucks in the net, it is really getting out of hand (I know only one game played). Just seems like the case for the last couple years. I got spoiled with our depth and scoring in the Cup year.

On another note, is anyone else really wishing we had stepped up and gotten Turris last year other than me? Give up Murphy and McBain and a pick.....We arent using those guys now anyway!!!!