The Cult of Joe Vitale (Orr vs. Vitale - better goal?)

Chancellor Vitale · 01-21-2013, 07:20 PM

So far I haven't heard anything but resume bullet points.

Mr Jiggyfly · 01-21-2013, 07:52 PM

If it is Joe's will, my swift hand of vigilante justice will be feared by one and all who oppose his name.

Sideline · 01-21-2013, 08:00 PM

Philly fans only chant Crosby sucks because, when viewed next to Joe Vitale, Crosby does leave a little bit to be desired.

ColePens · 01-21-2013, 09:52 PM

Glory Glory.... Joe Vitale. We need chants, some type of meme, and some gifs of Vitale.

ILoveLuci · 01-21-2013, 10:10 PM

I like Joe. His name rhymes hoe!

Hoe Vitale.

MonsterSurge · 01-21-2013, 10:11 PM

Just made this.

**Ugene Malkin** · 01-21-2013, 10:22 PM

Give that God his own hotel room with mint chocolate on his pillows. Have him sung to sleep by, Bocelli, with, because we believe.

Chancellor Vitale · 01-22-2013, 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by ColePens

Glory Glory.... Joe Vitale. We need ~~chants~~ a lofty anthem

Fixed. I like where this is going. If you write the lyrics worthy of our nation's history, hope may yet be declared for you....

...for all who seek solace and peace in the realm of Joe, shall find it and be glad.

Unless you're on the other team, in which case last rights will be administered pre-game.

Mr Jiggyfly · 01-22-2013, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by MrBurgundy

Craig Adams

CV, deal with this blasphemer before I channel my inner Paul Kersey.

SuburbanRhythm · 01-22-2013, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Jiggyfly

http://www.post-gazette.com/stories/...#ixzz2IdWyr0Wa

It doesn't get anymore bad ass than that.

Probably performed his own surgery

SuburbanRhythm · 01-22-2013, 03:05 PM

Also, can we just end the discussion now of the playoff avatar theme?

The only thing that would be better than Vitale themed avatars is Vitale with his shirt off themed avatars.

TheStinger · 01-22-2013, 03:34 PM

Who better than this guy?

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No-one (on the 4th line), that's who.

Certified Assassin · 01-22-2013, 03:54 PM

I can get behind some Chuck Norris memes with Joe Victory's name substituted in.

"Joe Vitale can slam revolving doors."
"Joe Vitale can speak braille."
"Joe Vitale can kill two stones with one bird."
"When Joe Vitale does push-ups, he is really pushing the Earth down."
"Joe Vitale once shot someone with a knife."
"Joe Vitale can tie his skates without bending over."
etc., etc.

KIRK · 01-22-2013, 03:55 PM

I heard that the sun revolves around Joe Vitale.

EDIT: And mpp9 . . . Brandon Prust? My friend, I don't think Betty Ford could help with your substance abuse issues

Certified Assassin · 01-22-2013, 03:57 PM

...Or wait...maybe those are Joe Vitale memes with Chuck Norris' name substituted in?

everyonelovesthepens · 01-22-2013, 03:57 PM

So.. Long time permanent lurker, but huge pens fan since 1991. I don't pay much attention to HFboard hype because it seems to be soooo knee jerk/compulsory.

Can some reputable HF'ers give me a few reasons why I should focus up on this guy? I keep seeing his name, but as a "average" fan I don't have hte smarts. Why are you all giving him the love, enlighten me.

Mr Jiggyfly · 01-22-2013, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by KIRK

I heard that the sun revolves around Joe Vitale.

EDIT: And mpp9 . . . Brandon Prust? My friend, I don't think Betty Ford could help with your substance abuse issues

He can't read that. He has been...

.... dealt with.

KIRK · 01-22-2013, 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by colangelopn

So.. Long time permanent lurker, but huge pens fan since 1991. I don't pay much attention to HFboard hype because it seems to be soooo knee jerk/compulsory.

Can some reputable HF'ers give me a few reasons why I should focus up on this guy? I keep seeing his name, but as a "average" fan I don't have hte smarts. Why are you all giving him the love, enlighten me.

Why do people pray to God? They fear His wrath.

Why do we pay homage to Joe Vitale? We fear the wrath of Joe Vitale's instrument at HFBoads (aka, MrJiggyfly).

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Originally Posted by Mr Jiggyfly

He can't read that. He has been...

.... dealt with.

****!!! You move fast against those who dare offend His name.

Mr Jiggyfly · 01-22-2013, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by KIRK

Why do people pray to God? They fear His wrath.

Why do we pay homage to Joe Vitale? We fear the wrath of Joe Vitale's instrument at HFBoads (aka, MrJiggyfly).

****!!! You move fast against those who dare offend His name.

There are no warnings... Only pain and suffering for blasphemers.

MonsterSurge · 01-22-2013, 04:44 PM

Some look under their bed for the boogeyman; Danny Briere looks under his bed for Joe Vitale.

BrunoPuntzJones · 01-22-2013, 04:47 PM

I often dream of a planet in a parallel universe where millions of Joe Vitales are constantly laying crushing open ice checks on millions of Danny Brieres.

Certified Assassin · 01-22-2013, 05:02 PM

Who would win this hockey game: a team of one Joe Vitale or a team of mini Joe Vitales?

KIRK · 01-22-2013, 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Jiggyfly

There are no warnings... Only pain and suffering for blasphemers.

Prolonged suffering, I hope, though even it be not enough given the transgression.

KIRK · 01-22-2013, 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by PhantomOTO

I often dream of a planet in a parallel universe where millions of Joe Vitales are constantly laying crushing open ice checks on millions of Danny Brieres.

I believe they call that planet Heaven.

**Ugene Malkin** · 01-22-2013, 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Certified Assassin

Who would win this hockey game: a team of one Joe Vitale or a team of mini Joe Vitales?

Of course the one, the rest are impostors.