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01-22-2013, 06:12 PM
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CV, deal with this blasphemer before I channel my inner Paul Kersey.
The Filth of Burgundy is washing away...




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Also, can we just end the discussion now of the playoff avatar theme?

The only thing that would be better than Vitale themed avatars is Vitale with his shirt off themed avatars.
It is now a Class 2 felony to associate Joe Vitale with SOPO. You've been warned.


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So.. Long time permanent lurker, but huge pens fan since 1991. I don't pay much attention to HFboard hype...

Can some reputable HF'ers give me a few reasons why I should focus up on this guy? I keep seeing his name, but as a "average" fan I don't have hte smarts. Why are you all giving him the love, enlighten me.
I find your lack of faith... disturbing.


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01-22-2013, 06:15 PM
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O'k, people, no more bull****. We've been beating around the bush long enough. So, let's settle this debate once and for all:

Vitale or The Hockey Gods (or The Hockey Gawds as they might say in Chicago)?

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01-22-2013, 06:20 PM
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If you mean...

viTALee versuss da COHCH or even Mini-ditKA, we're tahkin Joe Victory 117 - Mini-ditKA 42. Maybe 49 at the outside DER.

If ditKA had the chance to play both Grabowksi AND Vitale in 1986, Bears woulda had tha REEPEAT... no question.

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01-22-2013, 06:33 PM
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So.. Long time permanent lurker, but huge pens fan since 1991. I don't pay much attention to HFboard hype because it seems to be soooo knee jerk/compulsory.

Can some reputable HF'ers give me a few reasons why I should focus up on this guy? I keep seeing his name, but as a "average" fan I don't have hte smarts. Why are you all giving him the love, enlighten me.
His name is Joe Vitale
His hits make you smilie

Even though he only has but one kidney
He's still better than the kid named Sidney

Don't question him again.

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01-22-2013, 07:52 PM
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So what's gonna happen if DB benches Joe V in favor of some other unworthy player?

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01-22-2013, 08:15 PM
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So what's gonna happen if DB benches Joe V in favor of some other unworthy player?
Mass riots.

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01-22-2013, 09:31 PM
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So what's gonna happen if DB benches Joe V in favor of some other unworthy player?
Tanner Glass (other god fourth liner) kills a bear with his fists and then throws it at Bylsma.

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01-23-2013, 10:15 AM
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So what's gonna happen if DB benches Joe V in favor of some other unworthy player?
My Jiggygly, book depository, grassy knoll . . . I'll let you figure it out.

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01-23-2013, 10:18 AM
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The Filth of Burgundy is washing away...








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01-23-2013, 10:23 AM
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And so begins the opening salvo from MrBurgundy for the HFBoards edition of 'There Will Be Blood'.

MrBurgundy, it's been nice knowing you in this and your previous incarnation. Let no one here say that you don't have stones the size of grapefruits, because, after this post, once Chancellor Vitale and Jiggy get done with you . . .

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01-23-2013, 10:24 AM
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And so begins the opening salvo from MrBurgundy for the HFBoards edition of 'There Will Be Blood'.

MrBurgundy, it's been nice knowing you in this and your previous incarnation. Let no one here say that you don't have stones the size of grapefruits, because, after this post, once Chancellor Vitale and Jiggy get done with you . . .


I'm not afraid of the likes of them

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01-23-2013, 10:32 AM
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I'm not afraid of the likes of them

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01-23-2013, 10:36 AM
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I'm not afraid of the likes of them
Your complete lack of respect and appreciation for Joe Vitale and the instruments of His will on HFBoards might be the most daring challenges of the gods since Eddie Harris toasted 'up your butt, Jobu, while drinking Jobu's rum.

If you're lucky-- if the instruments of Joe Vitale's will are as charitable as Craig Adams playing PK in the playoffs-- then a flying bat to the head will be your punishment. I fear for your safety . . . and even mine for daring to try to talk you out of this sacrilege.

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01-23-2013, 10:42 AM
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I will not bow down before false idols. Craig Adams is the chosen one as prophesied by the prophet Saint Bylsma.

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01-23-2013, 10:46 AM
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I must let the masses speak on behalf of Joe, and drive the fiend out. The road to Victory is always the high road!

Sure I could thread ban him, but then he'd just claim I am an instrument of censorship... thus tarnishing the reputation of the Vital One.

Joe believes in the rightness of Free Speech, Apple Pies and simple tax returns.... we shall support him in that rightness!

Even if Burgundy has been kicked out of his local petting zoo three times in the last six months, once with Craig Adams.

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01-23-2013, 10:55 AM
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And a little more food for thought... for those who might seek to give Adams and his media thug Mr Burgundy the benefit of the doubt:

Where did most of the Wall St. bankers and criminals who destroyed our economy 5 years ago get their education? Harvard. And where did Craig Adams get HIS education... that's right. Harvard.

Coincidence?? I think not. If anyone needed proof of Adams' criminal intent, in hiring Burgundy to spin and trash the truth in this thread of rightness, you now have it. Also, he wears a hair piece.

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01-23-2013, 10:57 AM
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Craig Adams was sent to bring balance to the PK. For as was sent down in the days before sticks and pucks by Lord Shero on high, no team shall have too mighty a PK lest they be given Lord Stanley's Cup.

If it wasn't for Craig Adams, the Penguins PK would be far too powerful and most certainly upset Lord Shero's law. For if Craig Adams wasn't there, all other PK's would tremble in the Penguins might and glory and be ashamed to ever show their face upon the surface of the ice for the remainder of their pathetic days.

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01-23-2013, 10:57 AM
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I must let the masses speak on behalf of Joe, and drive the fiend out. The road to Victory is always the high road!

Sure I could thread ban him, but then he'd just claim I am an instrument of censorship... thus tarnishing the reputation of the Vital One.

Joe believes in the rightness of Free Speech, Apple Pies and simple tax returns.... we shall support him in that rightness!

Even if Burgundy has been kicked out of his local petting zoo three times in the last six months, once with Craig Adams.
I pledge allegiance to Joe Vitale and The United States of America, one nation, under the one true Hockey God, indivisible, because Burgundy doesn't count, with liberty and justice for all including the heretic.

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01-23-2013, 11:02 AM
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KIRK is a patriot and lover of freedom.

Those who seek truth should heed his humble wisdom and simple ways.



(The tear symbolizes the pang of sorrow the eagle feels, when he realizes that Burgundy must be tolerated in the name of Vivacious Freedom for all.)


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01-23-2013, 11:25 AM
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MB, also known as "the filth" has only been sent here as a test my friends. Let him declare his false prophet, but it shall only fall on the deaf ears of the faithful.

We cast ye out Filth!


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01-23-2013, 11:36 AM
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KIRK is a patriot and lover of freedom.

Those who seek truth should heed his humble wisdom and simple ways.



(The tear symbolizes the pang of sorrow the eagle feels, when he realizes that Burgundy must be tolerated in the name of Vivacious Freedom for all.)
The Battle Hymn of Joe Vitale

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of Joe Vitale:
He is skating out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored;
He hath loosed the fateful lightning of His terrible swift stick:
His truth is skating on.

(chorus begin the Burgundy refrain)
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
His truth is skating on.

I have seen Him in the cool ice of a hundred circling rinks,
They have builded Him an altar in the evening frost and chill;
I can read His righteous playbook by the dim and flaring till:
His truth is skating on.

(chorus begin the Burgundy refrain)
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
His truth is skating on.

I have read a CV gospel writ in burnished rows of steel:
"As ye deal with my contemners, so with you my grace shall deal;
Let the Jiggy, born of woman, crush serpent Burgundy with his heel,
his truth is skating on."

(chorus begin the Burgundy refrain)
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
His truth is skating on.

He has sounded forth the trumpet that shall never call retreat;
He is skating out the hearts of men before His judgment-seat:
Oh, be swift, my soul, to answer Him! be jubilant, my skates!
Our God is skating on.

(chorus begin the Burgundy refrain)
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
His truth is skating on.

In the beauty of the lilies Vitale was born across the Mississippi,
With a glory in His bosom that casts light on Burgundy:
As He plays to make men holy, let us die to make Him safe,
While our God is skating on.

(chorus begin the Burgundy refrain)
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
His truth is skating on.

He is coming like the glory of the morning on the ice,
He is Wisdom to the mighty, He is Succour to the brave,
So the world shall be His hockey rink, and the soul of Time His slave,
Our God is skating on.

(chorus begin the Burgundy refrain)
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
His truth is skating on.


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01-23-2013, 12:16 PM
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Joey, Joey, what a helluva way to hit
Joey, Joey, what a helluva way to hit
Joey, Joey, what a helluva way to hit
He ain't gonna skate no more


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01-23-2013, 12:42 PM
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*wipes a tear*

I can never hear that Battle Hymn without getting choked up.

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01-23-2013, 12:59 PM
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haha thanks guys. I was always wondering what they were singing in the series "Band of Brothers" episode 9 on the trucks, when they were leaving for Austria.

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01-23-2013, 01:01 PM
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haha thanks guys. I was always wondering what they were singing in the series "Band of Brothers" episode 9 on the trucks, when they were leaving for Austria.
NP. No war movie will ever top that.

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