You are a disgrace to your team, don't you know this is your shape up or ship out year?
You wouldn't even bring in scrubs or a hockey puck if we were to trade you!
My goal wasn't too pretty, on the powerplay I joined the rush (I play D) and ended up being in front of the net trying to screen the 'tender .. A shot came from the sideboards at the hashmarks, and the puck sat on his pad by the near-post .. Instead of jamming at it i toe dragged it out front, between the d-man's legs, and back handed it over the goalie's glove
I had a 4 or 5 rushes though where I was breaking in on a rush, a la Kessel, and while I had a good hard snapshot it wasn't accurate enough to hit the corners .. Bah
Makes me wonder how good I could be if I could have practiced over the last 10 years (haven't had a practice since midget when I was 17)