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01-28-2013, 10:48 PM
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SOB is awful...

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Wilson... zero hits through 20 minutes. Odd.

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Looks like EJ just remember he was a good player....

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Yeah! If you're going to be suck, be Darcy Tucker and suck while trying.
LOL!

I still remember, whoever it was bless their heart, someone summing up the quintessential Darcy Tucker shift, it was as follows:

1) Wait on bench until shift begins

2) Once shift begins, jump onto the ice as quickly as possible and immediately skate as hard as you can towards area of ice the puck is at

3) Target opposing team's puck carrier and move in for a hard body check

4) While skating as fast as you can toward's puck carrier, barely miss him and hit the board instead, sending yourself to the ice

5) Get up from ice and adjust helmet for optimum hairflow.

6) Go back to the bench and wait for the next shift


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Sure just keep running our players, first Landeskog now PAP. We don't need them.

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Wilson... zero hits through 20 minutes. Odd.
Its because he's a Wings fan.
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If Duchene ever finds a shot he will get 50 goals... doubt it ever happens.

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LOL!

I still remember, whoever it was bless their heart, someone summing up the quintessential Darcy Tucker shift, it was as follows:

1) Wait on bench until shift begins

2) Once shift begins, jump onto the ice as quickly as possible and immediately skate as hard as you can towards area of ice the puck is at

3) Target opposing team's puck carrier and move in for a hard body check

4) While skating as fast as you can toward's puck carrier, barely miss him and hit the board instead, sending yourself to the ice

5) Get up from ice and adjust helmet for optimum hairflow.
Forgot:

6) Go back to the bench and wait for the next shift.....

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wait wait what happnedne to papapap
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Forgot:

6) Go back to the bench and wait for the next shift.....


So I did.

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You should be ashamed.


I'm handling my liquor better than you
My feed is slow! Don't be mean.

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If feed is code for brain then I guess you're right

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01-28-2013, 10:55 PM
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Is Stastny really getting benched?

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This has to be the worst group of veteran defenseman ever assembled.

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Is Stastny really getting benched?
No he has been out there plenty.

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Pretty sure I just saw him on the ice.

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It's all tired from QM.

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We're gonna score with 30 seconds left just so Sacco can justify it and say it was close

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Watch SOB and ROB trying to get out of the zone for 30 seconds

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Damnit, he needs it.

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Erik Johnson 2 mins for being sexy

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These refs are literally ****ing stupid. I agree on the EJ call but what the **** happened with the PA boarding?

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Is Stastny really getting benched?
No. He is just so awful that he is completely invisible.

Casper. As it were.


LOL. Johnson with a lumberjack slash on Eberle's ankle.

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