Homer: Well, I guess you'll want to come in.
Mindy: This was a really nice night, Homer.
Homer: Yeah, yeah. [He begins sobbing.]
Mindy: What's wrong?
Homer: Oh, yeah, like you don't know. We're gonna have sex!
Mindy: Oh...well, we don't have to.
Homer: Yes we do! The cookie told me so.
Mindy: Well...desserts aren't always right.
Homer: But they're so sweet!
my uncle emailed me today because he booked a hotel and his wife texted him "excellent, Smithers" which caused him to look up Smithers' Wikipedia page. He has no idea that fan-dom exists like that which we blessed few posters in this thread enjoy. I emailed him back telling him about how so many people my age watched it growing up, especially since there were re-runs on every day.
When I first heard that Marge was joining the police academy, I thought it would be fun and zany, like that movie Spaceballs. But instead it was dark and disturbing, like that movie Police Academy.
We live in a society of laws, why do you think I took you to see all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well I didn't hear anybody laughing. Did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. Vroom. Beep. Honk. Honk. Ha-ha. Where was I? Oh yeah, stay out of my booze.