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[Gee Wally]

Originally Posted by Ference the Finger

Very little holds a candle to real bacon.

There's a bar in Madison, WI where every Tuesday is bacon night. They deep fry several pounds of bacon at a time. They just peel off slices right into the fryolator, then pass them around in those little paper baskets you get french fries in. BACON!

I love bacon. MOre than I should.

[deliciouspie]

Originally Posted by Kate08

Breasts ARE just fat. Annoying fat, at that.

Riddle me this....human boobs are fat. Yet chicken boobs are lean protein. Explain.

look i'm with you but after what happened to h. lecter, esq, i'm not sure i want to say any more

[Kate08]

Originally Posted by Ference the Finger

Not annoying at all.

The chicken breasts are the same part as the musculature that lies hidden beneath the fat that comprises the glorious human breast. Chickens have no need to nurse their young, so they don't need the fat and milk glands. Human mommies do. And human men thank them for that!

I thought you were an IT guy?

[Ference the Finger]

Originally Posted by Gee Wally

I love bacon. MOre than I should.

This means you are sane.

[Ference the Finger]

Originally Posted by Kate08

I thought you were an IT guy?

An IT guy with an affinity for boobs.

[Ference the Finger]

Originally Posted by Kate08

I thought you were an IT guy?

You could have just said "guy" and it would still explain a lot!

[Kate08]

Originally Posted by Ference the Finger

An IT guy with an affinity for boobs.

And chickens, apparently.

[Ference the Finger]

Originally Posted by Kate08

And chickens, apparently.

Sadly, when I'm picking apart a rotisserie chicken, I can't help but think of what muscle I'm working on. I'm a odd bird.

[Gee Wally]

Originally Posted by Ference the Finger

This means you are sane.

I dunno. 3 years ago I went in for angioplasty, I had had a heart attack. Upon coming out from the procedure and being woken up I had to stay in ICUS for 3 hours. They said I could eat. I asked ' anything'? . Bring me bacon and eggs. The Bride flipped out and took the bacon off my plate and ate it. While yelling at me.

[robert terwilliger]

bacon is to the point where it's overrated.

there, i said it.

[Gee Wally]

Originally Posted by Ference the Finger

An IT guy with an affinity for boobs.

IT got nothing to do with it.

[Kate08]

Originally Posted by robert terwilliger

bacon is to the point where it's overrated.

there, i said it.

Your face is overrated!

[Marshmont Flavor]

Originally Posted by Gee Wally

Breast are the Mona Lisa of fat.

I'm speechless at this and I don't know why. Half impressed, half amused, half um...excited?

[Gee Wally]

Originally Posted by robert terwilliger

bacon is to the point where it's overrated.

there, i said it.

Nah. I've been bacon crazy since I cut my first teeth. Then when they invented the microwave it kicked it up a whole another notch.

Speaking of microwave . Anybody else enjoy turning genoa salami into crispy circles of tasty joy?

[robert terwilliger]

i like bacon as much as anyone.

but seriously. bacon beer. bacon mixed in mayonnaise. bacon flavored lip gloss. bacon flavored glue on envelopes.

i like eggs and bacon cooked by my wife. i like bacon on potato salad and on burgers. but it's become this food staple and ironic thing to be obsessed with. drives me nuts.

boobs on the other hand? nothing wrong with those?

[deliciouspie]

Originally Posted by robert terwilliger

bacon is to the point where it's overrated.

there, i said it.

this guy has it right when it comes to bacon

sopressatta has been due for a comeback

[Marshmont Flavor]

Originally Posted by robert terwilliger

bacon is to the point where it's overrated.

there, i said it.

How can this delicious goodness.....





....be overrated?

[Kate08]

Boobs are overrated.

O-ver-ra-ted. *clap clap clapclapclap*

[robert terwilliger]

that looks gross and would probably leave me feeling like i just poured a deep fryer's oil down my throat.

[Gee Wally]

Originally Posted by robert terwilliger

i like bacon as much as anyone.

but seriously. bacon beer. bacon mixed in mayonnaise. bacon flavored lip gloss. bacon flavored glue on envelopes.

i like eggs and bacon cooked by my wife. i like bacon on potato salad and on burgers. but it's become this food staple and ironic thing to be obsessed with. drives me nuts.

boobs on the other hand? nothing wrong with those?

If you say boobs are overrated I swear I will find you and I will slap you.

[robert terwilliger]

you'll hear me say nothing of the sort.

if you were to ask me, i could provide you with gigabytes of well hidden folders of proof.

[Marshmont Flavor]

Originally Posted by robert terwilliger

that looks gross and would probably leave me feeling like i just poured a deep fryer's oil down my throat.

Probably an identical effect on the body.

[Gee Wally]

Originally Posted by Kate08

Boobs are overrated.

O-ver-ra-ted. *clap clap clapclapclap*

Oh,, you poor, poor silly girl.

24 hours alone and you've lost your ****ing marbles.

[Ference the Finger]

Originally Posted by Gee Wally

I dunno. 3 years ago I went in for angioplasty, I had had a heart attack. Upon coming out from the procedure and being woken up I had to stay in ICUS for 3 hours. They said I could eat. I asked ' anything'? . Bring me bacon and eggs. The Bride flipped out and took the bacon off my plate and ate it. While yelling at me.

Now that's funny. I still think it means you are one sane MFer.

[deliciouspie]

holy crap that looks disgusting, how do you do that to your own body