This thread cracks me up. But if you really want the hockey gods on your side, you gotta drop him from your fantasy team.
Maybe instead of drinking with a bunch of sorority girls and frat arses he should've been rehabbing his wrist. What a classless, no talent, lazy goon. I give him 5 classless Subbans and 1 gregarious Yakupov.
"Help was not promised, lovely girl. Only death."
This is a joke thread, but I'm kind of concerned. I knew giving him the C was a mistake because of the curse that follows it, and it's proving me right so far.
Relax. The makeup of this team has changed with the loss of Jagr, JVR and injuries to Hartnell. G is the only legitimate threat on this team and on his line and teams know that so he's easily neutralized. We need to develop or add another scorer and he needs to develop new line chemistry. Don't get me wrong, he has to step up as well and take the shot a few more times a game.
It's been 12 games in a no pre-season post-lockout season with loss of offensive players via trade and injury and no offensive additions. It's not on the C. But he wouldn't have been my pick yet. I would have given it to Kimmo.