OT Thread XIII: If Love Is In The Air.... I'll Stop Breathing Edition

[Callagraves]

Originally Posted by SFW

I don't think the world is running out of alcohol anytime soon.

of course you think that. You're drunk.

[SFW]

Originally Posted by Callagraves

But I always end up texting an ex

I am notorious for this.

[Callagraves]

Originally Posted by JCresty

I can't hear you over my overwhelmingly large post count compared to yours.

Granted, 75% of them are OT Thread posts which I suppose deems me more worthy of a name here. Pick another name. I recommend, Imposter Man.

Actually, I'll stick with Cresty.

I say we do this alphabetically.

I win.

[Bleedred]

Originally Posted by Bob Richards

I paid good money for these smokes. I'll be damned if I decide to chew a mint instead.

Come on Bob just sell them to a friend or something!

I have no advice for quitting smoking. Last time I smoked I was 5 I think. No joke.

[JCresty]

Originally Posted by SFW

I am notorious for this.

How many do you have, ****?

[SFW]

Originally Posted by JCresty

How many do you have, ****?

I would have told you had you not insulted me. Now you'll never know.

[JCresty]

Originally Posted by Bleedred

Come on Bob just sell them to a friend or something!

I have no advice for quitting smoking. Last time I smoked I was 5 I think. No joke.

convincing these people to quit smoking from a computer is like trying to have sex with porn.

[NYGRYK21]

Originally Posted by Callagraves

I can text like a champ when I'm drunk. Grammar, spelling (albeit T9 assisted), perfect.

But I always end up texting an ex, or some girl I didn't intend to.

I always text some girl in my age group saying something entirely stupid, never fails, drunk or high, which hasn't happened in a while, unfortunately.

[Bob Richards]

Originally Posted by Parker McDonald

One thing that sucks when I decide to buy a pack of cigarettes after not smoking for a year is that I'm eventually going to regret buying it and now I spent like $13 on a pack I'm going to throw out.

With the prices they rack up now, throwing out a pack is sacrilege.

[JCresty]

Originally Posted by SFW

I would have told you had you not insulted me. Now you'll never know.

oh wellllll

[Callagraves]

Originally Posted by Bleedred

Come on Bob just sell them to a friend or something!

I have no advice for quitting smoking. Last time I smoked I was 5 I think. No joke.

[Bob Richards]

Originally Posted by Bleedred

Come on Bob just sell them to a friend or something!

I have no advice for quitting smoking. Last time I smoked I was 5 I think. No joke.

I blame New Jersey.

[BlueshirtBlitz]

I blame Drury.

[Swedish Fish]

Is it really that much now? wow

[Bob Richards]

Originally Posted by BlueshirtBlitz

I blame Drury.

As is tradition.

[SFW]

Originally Posted by Swedish Fish

Is it really that much now? wow

I'm paying $9 a pack for a discount brand.

[NYGRYK21]

Originally Posted by Bob Richards

As is tradition.

Just like the Royal Canadian Wedding.

[Bob Richards]

Apparently, I'm an elitist smoker.

[Bleedred]

My older cousin was smoking. He was like 13 or 15. Somewhere in there. He lit one up, and I asked what it was. He instructed me on how to use it. I was 5 and tried smoking it and coughed a whole bunch. Never did it again. I had never really seen one before that other than when I would occasionally see my dad cause he smoked his whole life.

[SFW]

Originally Posted by Bob Richards

Apparently, I'm an elitist smoker.

I also read this somewhere.

[JCresty]

I'll bring y'all a package of cigar. Special JCresty selection.

[Callagraves]

Originally Posted by JCresty

I'll bring y'all a package of cigar. Special JCresty selection.

Can Canadians get cubans?

[Swedish Fish]

I smoked reds till i was 20 started when i was 16.

[Bleedred]

I've never smoked a cigar, but they smell so strong I wouldn't wanna try one.

[SFW]

I'd like to request a Montecristo.