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Dr Hibbert: You have an absolutely unique genetic condition known as Homer Simpson Syndrom.
Homer: Why me?!?

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“Tonight, a Texas death match, Dr. Hillbilly versus the Iron Yuppie! One man will actually be unmasked and killed in the ring!”

“I hope they kill that iron yuppie. Thinks he’s so big.”

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Lisa: Wow, look at all this Be Sharps merchandise. Lunch boxes...
coffee mugs...funny foam...[squirts some on Homer]
Homer: [angrily] They took the foam off the market because they found
out it was poisonous, but if you ask me, if you're dumb enough to
eat it, you deserve to die.
[looks over] Bart!
Bart: [through a mouth full of foam, guiltily] What?
-- A closed mouth gathers no feet, "Homer's Barbershop Quartet"

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Bart: Man, that's some story!
Lisa: But there are still a few things I don't get. Like, how come we never heard about this until today?
Bart: Yeah, and what happened to the money you made?
Lisa: Why haven't you hung up your gold records?
Bart: Since when could you write a song?

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come back, zinc! come back!

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Bart: Man, that's some story!
Lisa: But there are still a few things I don't get. Like, how come we never heard about this until today?
Bart: Yeah, and what happened to the money you made?
Lisa: Why haven't you hung up your gold records?
Bart: Since when could you write a song?
Homer: There are perfect good answers to those questions, but they'll have to wait until another episode night. Now, off to bed!

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"you see, the firing pin in your gun is made out of...you guessed it. zinc."

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"you see, the firing pin in your gun is made out of...you guessed it. zinc."
"Slow down, tubby. You're not on the moon yet."

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"A special bulletin, the Lincoln squirrel has been assassinated. We'll stay with this story all night if we have to."

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You ... have reached ... the coach's ... hot..............line.

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Don't you realise I'm paying for this?!

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Bart, I don't know if this should be an "extra".

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"we discussed this backstage and i said no"

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Cin...

Cincinnati

Cin...

Cincinnati

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Todd smells? Aww, I already knew that!

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The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger out of there! Heh.

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...and there's a picture of a bee on it.

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