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07-08-2011, 11:38 PM
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Ralph and Razor get a little love.


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http://www.sbnation.com/2011/7/8/225...s-commentators
Nice to see and I agree with the analysis of our guys. Razor doesn't take Stars players to task at every chance but I do get the impression that he gives a guy the benefit of the doubt until he's just seen too much of something negative.

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Clowe Slashes Robidas on the hand.

"Clowe treated Robidas like a thief in Persia".

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Was just watching the preview for tonight's game, and I loled at

"I feel like I tweaked my groin just watching that."

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Pavel Datsyuk and his "Stick Sorcery".

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02-17-2012, 12:27 AM
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Shocked no one posted it yet after tonight's game.

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-pu...053502683.html

"Six shades of SEXY!" "There's the manipulation up top; here comes the stimulation — KABANG!"

Great great goal call tonight.

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1/19/2013 vs PHO

On Jagr's first game as a Dallas Star in which he scored 2 goals and 2 assists...

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"A double shot of Jagr, my Star"

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01-22-2013, 09:58 PM
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On this morning's preview

"It's colder than a well digger's fanny."

Cold in Detroit.

Also to start the preview's

"Just sit back there and take it, like a donkey in a hail storm."

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Razor is the man. Really wish he was calling HNIC games this season.

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THE WEST TEXAS PUMPJACK IS BACK!


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THE WEST TEXAS PUMPJACK IS BACK!


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just so it can be in this thread here it is
Since we have his previous stache...


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Since we have his previous stache...

I like it better than his old one.
Fits him well.

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01-30-2013, 09:51 AM
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Proof the Dallas Stars are screwed without Razor:

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Daryl Reaugh ‏@Razor5Hole

Oil Darylick - “@DMagazine: If you like hockey fights and oil terminology, you'll love last night's Dallas Stars game: http://d-m.ag/129tr5r
D Magazine wouldn't be talking Stars hockey this morning without him. What he brings to the broadcast is invaluable.

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02-18-2013, 01:23 PM
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Nothing he has said but I major league lol'd at this..

http://stars.nhl.com/club/news.htm?i...id=DL|DAL|home

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Here's my stab at summing up all 30 NHL teams at the quarter poll, with one word. (Each)

LA - Hung

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03-07-2013, 11:08 PM
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"A rectum rattling blast" heard tonight.

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ahahahah that made my night, wow what a call LOL

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03-08-2013, 12:10 AM
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Anyone else catch his DDT reference on the Benn no (penalty) call?

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03-08-2013, 12:15 AM
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Anyone else catch his DDT reference on the Benn no (penalty) call?
Yeah that play was bizarre, I can't believe there was no call there.

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"Eakin took that one in his fundament"

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"Eakin took that one in his fundament"

you gotta love a guy like razor

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Razor described the ice late in the LA/St. Louis game tonight as a half chewed piece of caramel.

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