Still trying to determine what my favorite gift was for my birthday. I think it's currently a tie between the Fun Dip that my friend gave to me and convincing my boss to cease deliveries to the ghetto past 6:00pm.
For my 16th birthday, I got a woman's shaving kit, cat food, a bar of soap, a broken webcam and MLB High Heat 2001.
A better return than my coming home gifts (from a hospital visit). I got Shrek 4 on bootleg, menstrual cramp pads, shampoo and a bag of frozen teriyaki sauce.
"New day, new hope. Richards Buyout 2014". -Ail