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02-27-2013, 12:49 AM
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Still trying to determine what my favorite gift was for my birthday. I think it's currently a tie between the Fun Dip that my friend gave to me and convincing my boss to cease deliveries to the ghetto past 6:00pm.
For my 16th birthday, I got a woman's shaving kit, cat food, a bar of soap, a broken webcam and MLB High Heat 2001.

A better return than my coming home gifts (from a hospital visit). I got Shrek 4 on bootleg, menstrual cramp pads, shampoo and a bag of frozen teriyaki sauce.

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For my 16th birthday, I got a woman's shaving kit, cat food, a bar of soap, a broken webcam and MLB High Heat 2001.

A better return than my coming home gifts (from a hospital visit). I got Shrek 4 on bootleg, menstrual cramp pads, shampoo and a bag of frozen teriyaki sauce.
I'm trying to figure out is this is some sort of reference. Can't tell...

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Not at all. I actually received all of those gifts.

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For my 16th birthday, I got a woman's shaving kit, cat food, a bar of soap, a broken webcam and MLB High Heat 2001.

A better return than my coming home gifts (from a hospital visit). I got Shrek 4 on bootleg, menstrual cramp pads, shampoo and a bag of frozen teriyaki sauce.
Are you a woman? Serious question.

Edit - After checking your profile, you're not.

Now I'm confused.

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Are you a woman? Serious question.

Edit - After checking your profile, you're not.

Now I'm confused.
My friends are....cool.

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If I was indeed a woman, this entire thread would be suspiciously nicer to me.

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For the life of me, I cannot fathom why there are only two vanilla sticks but three sugary powders in one pack. How am I supposed to make the sticks last?

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If I was indeed a woman, this entire thread would be suspiciously nicer to me.
True. Now I'm wondering who's male or female. Can you make a poll with the choices male, female, and private?

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meh. i got jack **** last birthday

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if there were females here we would have gotten the OT thread locked within minutes

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For the life of me, I cannot fathom why there are only two vanilla sticks but three sugary powders in one pack. How am I supposed to make the sticks last?
You eat the sticks and just pour the sugar down your throat. Problem solved. Or use your finger to eat the sugar.

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02-27-2013, 12:58 AM
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True. Now I'm wondering who's male or female. Can you make a poll with the choices male, female, and private?
I can guarantee that this thread is all male. Also, the poll would be pointless as every bum would vote female just to be a nuisance.

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if there were females here we would have gotten the OT thread locked within minutes
There's like two threads dedicated to nyrcallahan24's Subway sandwiches in teh Lounge.

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I can guarantee that this thread is all male. Also, the poll would be pointless as every bum would vote female just to be a nuisance.
Alright, scratch that.

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You eat the sticks and just pour the sugar down your throat. Problem solved. Or use your finger to eat the sugar.
What am I, some kind of savage?

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02-27-2013, 12:59 AM
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I can only remember one female every posting in the OT threads, but that was awhile ago.

I know of a few female HF members but this place is homogeneous for the most part.

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There are no girls on the internet. This has been well established. Am doing my senior thesis on it.

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What am I, some kind of savage?
Are you calling me some kind of savage?

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What am I, some kind of savage?
There are no savages. Only different cultures.

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There's like two threads dedicated to nyrcallahan24's Subway sandwiches in teh Lounge.



Alright, scratch that.
yeah. i eat subway a lot. have yet to find her location

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We actually have HF couples on here too. This place covers its bases.

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02-27-2013, 01:01 AM
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We actually have HF couples on here too. This place covers its bases.
And there's a father and daughter on our own board, but I don't think any of them know the other's username.

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And there's a father and daughter on our own board, but I don't think any of them know the other's username.



i know the devils/rangers couple

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Are you calling me some kind of savage?
Yes. Eat your powdered sugar with some class for Christ's sake.

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There are no savages. Only different cultures.
I couldn't find the 'all cultures are savage in nature' option. :/

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02-27-2013, 01:03 AM
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My Dad knows of this place and visits from time to time. He still has yet to find me....

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My Dad knows of this place and visits from time to time. He still has yet to find me....
As does mine. I hope he thinks I'm the fabled Bob Richards

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