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02-27-2013, 01:00 AM
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Bieksa Intangibles vs Toews Intangibles

Everyone talks about how Toews has intangibles, but I think we've got someone on the Canucks who may have more: Kevin Bieksa!

I made a short list for each player. Feel free to add or edit as you see fit.

Bieksa Intangibles:

Dives to save empty net goals, then skates down the ice and scores to tie the game

Scores off stanchions

Scores on breakaways

Toews Intangibles:

Good at stealing the puck

Can make refs call penalties by crying

Looks like a man-pig

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Toews: is a Menno
Bieksa: not

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Toews: Throws temper tantrums

Bieksa: Throws gloves

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Bieksa- caveman
Toews- little girl


advantage Bieksa!

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Bieksa - 3+1+1+5+1+1=12 points
Toews - 1+1+1+4+1 = 8 points

Advantage Bieksa

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Id take Toews over Bieksa in a heart beat.

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02-27-2013, 04:48 AM
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Id take Toews over Bieksa in a heart beat.
you have it reversed, I would take Bieksa. I already have 10 Toes

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Toews = whines to the media
Bieksa = chirps the media

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you have it reversed, I would take Bieksa. I already have 10 Toes
Nice!

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02-27-2013, 01:19 PM
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there was a street named bieksa, but it was changed to toews because nobody crosses bieksa and lives.

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there was a street named bieksa, but it was changed to toews because nobody crosses bieksa and lives.

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lets be realistic guys. we would take Toews in a trade with Bieska any day of the week.

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lets be realistic guys. we would take Toews in a trade with Bieska any day of the week.
Yeah obviously, but until that happens we can have some fun at the expense of Captain Serious.

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Toews: Awkwardly on the prowl for women

Bieksa: Stares and the women come a-flockin'

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So "Streak" is a phone that can help you pick up chicks?

Interesting....

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Why are you comparing an all-star and top 2-way centre to a 2nd pairing defenceman?

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3 loses and all the serious chicken littles are out.....this board is so bipolar.

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Ahem... Toews is MR Intangibles.

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