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07-18-2006, 04:59 PM
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The Oilers!

Also Ribeiro would be the worst porn star since hes fast and cant finish.
thats terrible ...

Ribeiro ain't fast ... and he sure can't finish ...

so I guess that would make him a slow eater .... CaTcH My DrIft ....

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07-18-2006, 05:02 PM
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thats terrible ...

Ribeiro ain't fast ... and he sure can't finish ...

so I guess that would make him a slow eater .... CaTcH My DrIft ....
Souray would be the best hes slow, has a big shot and gets undressed quite easily

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07-18-2006, 05:10 PM
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Higgins : Professional ping pong player
Koivu: Assistant soccer coach for the finnish national team
Ryder: Still studying economics in college

Samsonov: Part time speedskater and aspiring director
Ribeiro: Waiter at Buenna Notte
Kovalev : High School gym teacher and part time flight instructor

Perezhogin : Practicing metallurgical engineering in kazakstan
Plecanek : Professional deep sea diver for the czech navy
Johnson: Working at the Saaq as a driving instructor

Begin : Owner of la belle province
Bonk : alleged ufo Abductee and currently volunteering to be a human guinnee pig at Anafarm
murray: Barber


Markov : russian to english translator :O
Komisarek : Gm of NY islanders


Sourray : porn star and Pizza shop owner
Rivet : Serving in Iraq

Bouillon : Challenging Alexandre Depatie for the diving championship
Dandenault : living with parents and collecting stamps

Huet : Accountant
Aebischer : Volunteer doctor in somalia

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Downey : potato farmer
Cote: waiter at la cage aux sports
Latendress : up and coming gay pornstar
Fischer : village idiot (career in 110% awaits him)
a.Kostitsyn : Opera singer in belarus
S. kostitsyn : studying electrical engineering in MIT
Price : Chess master
Chipchura : garbageman and part time neo-existential poet



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07-18-2006, 05:35 PM
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Gainey would be a poker champion
Ribeiro - Professionnal Boxer
Downey - Potato Farmer!!!!
Koivu - Rabbit farmer
Souray - Porn star.. for sure Souray > Peter North
Plekanec - Computer Progammer
Higgins -Firefighter
Komisarek - Policeman
Ryder - Fisherman
Bégin - Construction ... for sure
Markov - Monk
Bonk - Professionnal Alcooholic
Huet - Complaining about everything
Aebischer - In swiss army


Jean Perron - humorist
Claude Julien - Bill in "King of the Hill" TV show
Pat Burns - Policeman

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07-18-2006, 06:08 PM
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Who on the Habs would be the worst porn star : My Vote

Gainey
I don't know about that....Who would have thought Ron Jeremy could become what he is?
You never know , maybe Bob has some magic in his pants thus explaining the facial expression drain.

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07-18-2006, 06:08 PM
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samsonov will grow out his beard and play the role of an ewok in the starwars tv series.

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07-18-2006, 06:15 PM
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i think you're all wrong with Bonk.

He already looks like a poor Russian potato farmer. maybe that's his summer job.

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07-18-2006, 06:32 PM
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Ribeiro : Salesman, he has the salesman look.
Souray: With his look attitude, I like the porn star choice and would add bouncer.
Koivu: He likes sports, he's competitive and his father was a coach (I beleive) so imo he's a coach in finland
Ryder: fisherman or farmer
Higgins: Engineer
Samsonov: work in a factory
Kovalev: russian actor he has the face.
Perezhogin: oil industry
Plekanec: web designer
Johnson: manager in a pet shop
Begin: travel agent
Bonk: accounting
Murray: fire fighter
Downey: pretty obvious, farmer
Markov: administrator of a big russian company
Komisarek: Work in a tower in new-york
Rivet: works in the canadian army
Bouillon: High school teacher
Dandenault: Manager of a restaurant on crescent
Streit: tennis player
Huet: director of an ''auberge'' in france
Aebisher: Work in a bank

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07-18-2006, 06:52 PM
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This got me thinking...

If they weren't the "Habs", what would their nic-name be?

The Iens? Go Iens go!

"Let's go ca-na-di-ens, let's go!"

hmm, terrible.

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07-18-2006, 06:59 PM
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This got me thinking...

If they weren't the "Habs", what would their nic-name be?

The Iens? Go Iens go!

"Let's go ca-na-di-ens, let's go!"

hmm, terrible.
-Allez les Rouges!
-Le CH
-Le Tricolore
-Les glorieux

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07-18-2006, 07:13 PM
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Gainey: Professional Tap Dancer
Carbo: Security Guard
Captain Kirk: White Jesus
Huet: Minister of Defence for France
Aebischer: Skiier
Streit: Cheese Maker
Souray: Member of the Mafia
Rivet: Drummer in a Rock Band
Markov: Tailor
Bouillon: School Teacher
Komisarek: Informercial Star
Downey: Potato Farmer
Murray: Barber
Bonk: Bartender
Begin: Speed Skater
Johnson: Tennis Player
Plekanec: Jet-Li's sidekick
Perezhogin: Hitman
Kovalev: Professional Wrestler
Ribeiro: Taco Bell Cashier
Samsonov: Scottish TV Star
Ryder: Chef
Koivu: Surgeon
Higgins: Skateboarder
Youppi!: Chewbacca Understudy

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07-18-2006, 07:31 PM
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I don't get the inside with Plek... Web designer? Computer Progammer?

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07-18-2006, 07:32 PM
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Ribeiro : Lead singer in a boy's band
Dandenault: Singer with low voice and unpopular in same boys band
Begin: Car salesman
Perez: Dancer in a Motown review
Souray: alright...pornstar thats unanimous...maybe PIMP
Murray: Testor in a velcro factory
Samsonov: Delivery guy in rollerblades
Ivanans: Kindergarden teacher
Kovalev: Pilot for the TVA helicopter
Bouillon: Gym Teacher
Bonk: I've got Homeless stuck in my head even though I know it's not my answer...KUDOS to the one who found it!
Koivu: Prime Minister
Downey: Working at La Ronde
Komisarek: Tsunami stopper in Indonesia
Gainey: 10x World champion of 'je te tiens par la barbichette'

alright...I'll accept polite insults if those are not funny..

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07-18-2006, 08:33 PM
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The Most UnBoRiNg Thread of the day
You got that right !!! You guys cracked me up But man, what is up with Souray and the porn...

Koivu : chief negociator for the Finland ambassador in the U.N.
Dandenault: door-to-door vacuum salesman and playing a small role (opposing his brother) in Lance et compte 11: *the resurrection of Pierre Lambert*
Perezhogin: after finally coming out of the closet, he becomes a critically-acclaimed experimental-theater director, actualizing the integral of the Tchekov opus
Ryder: I could see him as a Montreal blue-collar worker, slowly filling 2 pot-holes before going for a 3 hour nap in his truck
Higgins : any job he gets to wear a drab suit and be a decent, polite, honest, low-keyed man; perennial MVP in his office softball team
Kovalev: Part-time tae-box instructor; making the good life cause he married-UP to a rich american sugar-mammy
Bonk: Wonders through Montreal aimlessly til the Raelians convince him to come to their base, where he (with the same clueless look he always has) helps build the temple that will welcome the Eloims in 2014
Komisarek : has just been elected the coolest science teacher ever at Kennedy High, where he also coaches the Lacrosse team
Ribeiro: turning tricks in the village after being kicked out of the portuguese mafia for being a little snitch
Bouillon : One of the only honest car salesman Laval has ever known !!
Souray: Owns an high-class bar where he gets all sorts of action; eventually loses focus, gets screwed by an associate and has to file for bankrupcy after an acrimonious divorce; ends up in porn


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07-18-2006, 09:15 PM
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You got that right !!! You guys cracked me up But man, what is up with Souray and the porn...

Koivu : chief negociator for the Finland ambassador in the U.N.
Dandenault: door-to-door vacuum salesman and playing a small role (opposing his brother) in Lance et compte 11: *the resurrection of Pierre Lambert*
Perezhogin: after finally coming out of the closet, he becomes a critically-acclaimed experimental-theater director, actualizing the integral of the Tchekov opus
Ryder: I could see him as a Montreal blue-collar worker, slowly filling 2 pot-holes before going for a 3 hour knap in his truck
Higgins : any job he gets to wear a drab suit and be a decent, polite, honest, low-keyed man; perennial MVP in his office softball team
Kovalev: Part-time tae-box instructor; making the good life cause he married-UP to a rich american sugar-mammy
Bonk: Wonders through Montreal aimlessly til the Raelians convince him to come to their base, where he (with the same clueless look he always has) helps build the temple that will welcome the Eloims in 2014
Komisarek : has just been elected the coolest science teacher ever at Kennedy High, where he also coaches the Lacrosse team
Ribeiro: turning tricks in the village after being kicked out of the portuguese mafia for being a little snitch
Bouillon : One of the only honest car salesman Laval has ever known !!
Souray: Owns an high-class bar where he gets all sorts of action; eventually loses focus, gets screwed by an associate and has to file for bankrupcy after an acrimonious divorce; ends up in porn
Aha,,, one thing you can't blame the habs fans for is lack of imagination.

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07-18-2006, 09:36 PM
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This thread is awesome, my favourite thus far;

Ribeiro: Part time employee at Le Chateau

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This thread is awesome, my favourite thus far;

Ribeiro: Part time employee at Le Chateau
I was thinking between that or either the 7th member of the village people. But I stuck with the realistic option but gay one nevertheless

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Koivu - accountant
Kovalev - gold medal winning figure skater
Ribeiro - busboy
Higgins - lawyer
Ryder - lobster trapper
Souray - porn star
Rivet - lumberjack
Begin - salesman at the Bay
Plekanec - computer programmer
Markov - Russian porn star
Bonk - homeless
Komisarek - Collector
you must of though of that for a while!!

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Poor Bonk

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07-18-2006, 10:30 PM
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Sadly, they all would be regular guests at 110% *sight*

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I don't get the inside with Plek... Web designer? Computer Progammer?

http://plekanec.cz/

he takes care of his own website.

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Souray would be the best hes slow, has a big shot and gets undressed quite easily
I literally laughed my *** off man, good one!

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http://plekanec.cz/

he takes care of his own website.
That's a sweet website. I can't read Czech but I like the pictures of him visiting the hockey hall of fame next to the Cup with his mom. Or the CN tower or out for dinner, he's a regualr guy taking regualr pictures it's pretty cool.

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Gainey - I totally agree : poker player
Garth Murray - clown (he would be better than Ryder)
Downey - in jail
Kovalev - Gold medalist - gymnastic
Bonk -taxi driver

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Hang on, thought of another one

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