You just inspired Stubby's next column. Granted, it won't have anything to do with hockey per se, but more along the lines of young Lars' courtship of his now-wife and his mother's fears of traveling by plane. You know, the usual.
They're gonna call desharnais for diving, it was a pretty clear non call on both sides to me. Desharnais tripped over his own feet two seconds after contact, I swear you're not allowed to fall down at all in a sport played on ice