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03-15-2013, 03:07 PM
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What? You mean it's not Maggagie's birthday?

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03-15-2013, 03:09 PM
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03-15-2013, 04:47 PM
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Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkin
Homer Simpson, smiling politely...

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Bart: Remember when Tom had you in that headlock and you screamed, "I'm a hemophiliac!" and when he let you go, you kicked him in the back?
Homer: Yeah.
Bart: Will you teach me how to do that?
Homer: Sure, boy. First, you gotta shriek like a woman and keep sobbing until he turns away in disgust. That's when it's time to kick some back. And then when he's lying down on the ground...
Bart: Yeah.
Homer: Kick him in the ribs.
Bart: Yeah.
Homer: Step on his neck.
Bart: Yeah.
Homer: And run like hell.

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this is my picture on my wife's phone.

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this is my picture on my wife's phone.
Dean: I'm sorry, boys, I've -- I've never expelled anyone before, but...that pig had some powerful friends.
Nixon: Oh, you'll pay. Don't think you won't pay!

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Dean: I'm sorry, boys, I've -- I've never expelled anyone before, but...that pig had some powerful friends.
Nixon: Oh, you'll pay. Don't think you won't pay!
"I'd, uh, also like to express my fondness for that particular brand of beer."

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"I'd, uh, also like to express my fondness for that particular brand of beer."
Nixon: "But I'm not dead yet. In fact, I just wrote an article for Redbook."

Devil: "Hey, I did a favor for you!"

Nixon: "Yes master."

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Mr. Burns: Thank you for visiting our plant, Dr. Kissinger.
Henry Kissinger: It was fun.
Smithers: We'll let you know if your glasses turn up.
Henry Kissinger: Yes, well, I'm sure I left them in the car.
[thinking]
No one must know I dropped my glasses in the toilet. Not I, the man who drafted the Paris Peace Accords.

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03-17-2013, 12:21 AM
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Mr. Burns: Thank you for visiting our plant, Dr. Kissinger.
Henry Kissinger: It was fun.
Smithers: We'll let you know if your glasses turn up.
Henry Kissinger: Yes, well, I'm sure I left them in the car.
[thinking]
No one must know I dropped my glasses in the toilet. Not I, the man who drafted the Paris Peace Accords.
"The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side."
"That's a right triangle, ya idiot!"

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"The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side."
"That's a right triangle, ya idiot!"
That's not even true for a right triangle.

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03-17-2013, 12:53 AM
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03-17-2013, 04:28 AM
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Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him!

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That's not even true for a right triangle.

Its a reference to the Wizard of Oz

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03-17-2013, 01:02 PM
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